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damn(()((()()()()() I don't know whether to be happy or panic? Happy because 2 people already liked it, sad because there are still more people who didn't laugh - 15......
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And now, especially for those who like my jokes:
Two friends are talking about this and that:
1: Yeah, summer is over, autumn has begun.
2: And what's so bad about that?
1: Well, you know, my...
2: What is it?
1: My "best friend" is starting to prepare for hibernation!
2: Oh, interesting. Why?
1: I don't know, my dad did something, and now every winter he goes into standby mode and doesn't turn on!((((my computer((
2: Have you tried clicking the mouse?...
The beginning of winter, the computer goes into standby mode.
1: Come on, wake up! (and clicked)! Oh, a miracle!
And the computer speaks in a human voice:
Computer: Read my brand - it says "bear"! So I have to go into standby mode for the winter! Don't wake me up until spring!
Added 13 minutes later
And now, especially for those who like my jokes:
Two friends are talking about this and that:
1: Yeah, summer is over, autumn has begun.
2: And what's so bad about that?
1: Well, you know, my...
2: What is it?
1: My "best friend" is starting to prepare for hibernation!
2: Oh, interesting. Why?
1: I don't know, my dad did something, and now every winter he goes into standby mode and doesn't turn on!((((my computer((
2: Have you tried clicking the mouse?...
The beginning of winter, the computer goes into standby mode.
1: Come on, wake up! (and clicked)! Oh, a miracle!
And the computer speaks in a human voice:
Computer: Read my brand - it says "bear"! So I have to go into standby mode for the winter! Don't wake me up until spring!
,,Моё имя будет записано в историю, ибо я великий Амадон,, - Амадон.