jokes on the website

My first joke, which I came up with myself: Two friends are talking: X and Y. X: Hey, Y! Y: Hey, X! X: How are you doing? Y: Not bad. How about you? X: Same here. How's your "best friend"? Y: He's okay, just works and freezes often. X: Have you taken him to the doctor? Y: Why? It won't help. My dad's also like that, he freezes too. X: Ah, I see. I have the same problem with my "best friend." He's been seeing double and hallucinating lately. Y: Who made it? X: Some Samsung. Who made yours? Y: Some Depo! Suddenly, Z walks up. Z: What are you guys talking about again, computers and TVs? And the moral of the story is: people often call technology their best friends and talk about it as if it were a person! Now it's your turn. You have to MAKE UP and write your own jokes here. We accept any jokes:D