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Judging by your avatar, it looks like there would be a chaotic evil brute Ranger.

would you be a freeloader living with some mage?

Well, more like the embodiment of evil. At least, that's how he's portrayed in the comic. Just like Bishop from your avatar – a real brute.

But it's not so cliché. Rangers are usually portrayed as good guys, at least in games. Although I didn't play much of the second Heroes of Might and Magic and didn't even take Bishop, I only had time to play in the first Heroes of Might and Magic (it did change after the first part).

but probably because of the different versions, and it's generally difficult to figure out.

I probably had the latest patch, while you had the Russian version from the FALLEN ANGEL 666 disc, which couldn't accept patches, and you can't switch to English.

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A dark elf with long hair and two poisoned blades, ten thousand years old, but looking sixteen. Bishop is not a redneck.

In the second game, I played as an Aasimar Paladin, and afterward, I wanted to play through (either solo or with someone online) as an evil Elven Mage. Moreover, magic causes explosions, which further slows down my PC, but over time, I might have gotten a better computer. However, I never got around to playing through it. Later, I tried playing as an Elven Cleric, but the uncle didn't want to take the stone from the ruins, and I gave up).

Bishop is not a lowlife.

Of course not. Bishop is a cowardly little punk that 11-year-old girls adore.
Plesen is right; the first HoMM is much better for online play. At least because it's probably easier to find an interesting module for online play, and the chances of finding one are higher.

Well, I had the latest patch, but you had the Russian version from the FALLEN ANGEL 666 disc, which couldn't accept patches, and you can't play in English.

A cunning plan: Areg and Lok play together in English, Lok interprets the text of all quests in the way he wants, and uses Areg as a fighting machine and a pack mule.

even if I were carrying cargo, I would do it on my own initiative.

Ah, it's a pity that there are no portraits in the second Heroes of Might and Magic, and instead, there are terrible faces in 3D models. But the clothes they give you at the beginning are pleasing. They are very nice.

Instead of delving into numbers like some intellectual paratrooper, I suggest we all play the first Diablo with the Hellfire expansion. It's not tedious, it's interesting, it can be completed in a couple of days, and it doesn't necessarily need to be replayed on higher difficulty levels. Even Archik can handle it, and we can chat like normal guys while playing. I think this is the only viable option. It will allow new players to experience something great, instead of just engaging in orgies with Zebran.

A cunning plan: Areg and Lok play together in English, Lok interprets the text of all the quests in a way that suits him, and uses Areg as a fighting machine and a pack mule.

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Or maybe Vesnotik? Please!

There aren't many characters! Although I would play as a Wizard, because I've already played as a Warrior and a Cleric, and I don't play as female characters.

Vesnotik is straightforward; you can always rely on him. It's like heroes, but even simpler.

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I would take an archer then. And Reven for a warrior.

Or maybe Spring Sprite? Please!

So, are you up for a PvP match?

If you tell me where to download it, I'll play Diablo with you.

I don't play with girls at all.

How would Freud explain that?..

Is there a good multiplayer mode in Diablo 1?