Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Instead of delving into numbers like some intellectual paratrooper, I suggest we all play the first Diablo with the Hellfire expansion. It's not tedious, it's interesting, it can be completed in a couple of days, and it doesn't necessarily need to be replayed on higher difficulty levels. Even Archik can handle it, and we can chat like normal guys while playing. I think this is the only viable option. It will allow new players to experience something great, instead of just engaging in orgies with Zebran.

A cunning plan: Areg and Lok play together in English, Lok interprets the text of all the quests in a way that suits him, and uses Areg as a fighting machine and a pack mule.

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