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Three students from different countries were asked how long it would take them to learn Japanese.

The first one asked was an American. He clicked around on his computer and said:
- One year and eight months.
They asked a Frenchman, and he ran to the library, looked through the catalogs, and promised to learn it in a year.

They asked a Russian, and he asked:
- Is there a textbook?
They gave him a textbook, and he quickly flipped through it:
- I'll finish my cigarette, and then I'll go take the test.

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Found an article about you on Lurkmore, Volchik.

I'll strain just one stroke.

Do you call them "normie fans" or "mushrooms"?

Yeah, I still have a little over a year left of school.

Metalheads

Mostly these are wannabe goths and wannabe metalheads who stopped their mental musical development at VIA-style bands like Aria. Strictly speaking, the song "Viking" (album "Armageddon") by the same Aria should be considered canonical. The song "Let's Rock This World" on the subject theme is not canonical because in the song, the wolves are none other than gopniks.

Schoolkids

The wolf-fagging of this contingent, as a rule, does not extend beyond the internet. On the internet, however, wolf-fagging schoolkids manage to penetrate almost everywhere, diligently filling every resource they encounter with stolen photos of wolves and shits dedicated to their love for wolves.
Typical example under the cut. [show]


Also famous for their love of unrestrained copypasta of everything related to wolves.

So, new discoveries I made while playing as a mage! I'm eager to share!

I just played against someone in my least favorite map, "Former Friends." I don't like it because I almost always lose on it, no matter which faction I play.
My opponent was playing as some Kaspar (a Necromancer) and was taunting me, saying, "I'm coming, you're done for."

Meanwhile, I randomly got some Hafiz.
I didn't build Golems or Ghouls in the first week, only mages, Djinns, and Gremlins. I took gold and a couple of mines, and had -2 luck.
I usually develop like this: first, I go to the Dungeon, level up, and then around week 3, I go to the center (it's scary to break through the bridge right away - the guards are strong).

But this time, I didn't even make it to the Dungeon (it was the beginning of the second week), and I saw that my turn would NOT be simultaneous! This means that Kaspar had broken through both guards! I was standing right next to the bridge, so I ignored the Dungeon and, on my next turn, broke through both guards (the most surprising thing is that I did it with minimal losses!) and went to the center. What I saw shocked me: Kaspar had just entered and already taken the Dragon Shrine, but when I targeted him, it said that his army was "small." I didn't understand why, because he had over 100 Warriors, 50 Plague Zombies, 10 Vampires, and about 5 Liches + a Bone Dragon from the shrine - that's a decent army.
I only had 180 Gremlins, 12 Archmages, and 7 simple Djinns + a Giant from the shrine. I didn't quite understand why his army was so much weaker, but he started running away to his castle.

After wandering around the territory for a week and taking everything (the Spellbook, a +20 Initiative Staff), I headed towards him, but he attacked me before I reached his castle.

So, his army:
3 Bone Dragons, 15 simple Liches, 26 Vampire Lords, 55 Spectres, 80 Plague Zombies, and 174 Warriors.

Me:
2 Giants, 2 Red Dragons, 2 Gray Dragons, 7 Advanced Djinns, 22 Archmages, 49 Gray Gargoyles, 181 Gremlins.

Here's the recipe for victory:
The thing is, he had a very strong Ballista, and I was already going to shoot it with Gremlins to destroy something, but then I saw that there was some kind of magic when targeting his Ballista and Tent. I decided to use this and targeted the Ballista. The result was astounding: the Ballista flew so far on the scale that I didn't even understand where it went at first (it was no longer visible on the Initiative scale). Then, I did the same thing with his Tent.

And then... I used my Ballista to destroy 2/3 of his Vampires, and the Dragons and Gargoyles blocked the Liches. After killing the Vampires with the Ballista, I destroyed the spellcasters. I also summoned a Phoenix. Losses: 2 Gray Dragons. The battle is won!

I think my opponent made a mistake when he ran away from the center after seeing my initial army! It wasn't any stronger than his, if anything, it was weaker. This is what determined the victory.

I also noticed a bug: when resurrecting 2 dead Gray Dragons with the "Raise Dead" spell, after the battle, I was left with 1 Dragon!!!
But according to the game rules, all resurrected creatures (that are not Necromancers) should disappear after the battle! The same thing happened to me on that map when I lost a Giant and resurrected him with Raise Dead, and after the battle, I saw that he remained in my army!
The developers' oversight is obvious, although in the concept of this game, it certainly helped me.