There are different kinds of cereal. But I'd prefer a Double Cheeseburger.
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What shall we name the establishment?
Something like, it takes a city with a population of a million people plus 10-20 years for a McDonald's to open there.
In general, everyone knows about the Americans' inflated sense of self-importance, yes :3
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
Ukrainians and Russians have at least as many.
What are these " хлопья "?
McDonald's is a joke; only the pies are edible.
Americans are fat because the food in their country is garbage. If they eat a bowl of cereal with milk in the morning, the best they can do at home is eat frozen ready-made meals. These housewives in the suburbs who "cook" are essentially just defrosting ready-made meals that they bought at a 24/7 store.
But it's much easier to drive to KFC or Burger King, where they can get a tasty, albeit excessively fatty, meal for a reasonable price.
Secondly, they are not very active; they all drive everywhere – from family minivans to old, beat-up grandpa's pickup trucks. They really don't like to walk, and therefore they can't burn off their fat.
Thirdly, they often order the same fast food to their homes, sitting on the couch, peeling open another Bud or Miller, and watching "the game," which, again, affects their weight.
That's how it is. And it's not about stereotypes.
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
Who would doubt it.
Only in Russia and Ukraine would you find such uncouth people.
Ho-ho-ho, it will never open here. 40 thousand people.
Nah, cheeseburgers are tasty. And fries with sweet and sour sauce.
Ukrainians and Russians have at least as many.
Exactly, pies are the only inedible dish at McDonald's.
Big burgers taste better than small ones.
And I usually don't want pies because they're hot, and I'm already hot (I'm only in Moscow and Simferopol in the summer, where there are such elite establishments). And when I do order them, I take a couple of bites, and then I don't feel like eating them anymore.
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Live an active life in Moscow (like constantly running around the city on errands, no time to eat, so you have to go to McDonald's). And soon, cereal will be better than McDonald's :3
I'll start in a year.
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
Except the ones we've made