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Posts from The "Djinn" agency – step into its shoes!Auto-translated
Yes, there are crowds of them wandering around outside, choose any one.
Added 1 minute ago
I know a Necromancer, he can make you an obedient, but immortal zombie.
Necromancers don't exist. They only exist in fantasy. And I really need eternal life.
Added 4 minutes ago WhiteLizard
Zhanna Friske is a GODDESS, and anyone who doesn't think so and still dreams of immortality is a NAIVE SCHOOLCHILD AND A MISOGYNIST!!!!!!!
You, on the other hand, look more like a schoolchild nerd who dreams of Friske, who has already been slept with by everyone who wanted to, and humanity has dreamed of immortality since ancient times.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения! И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
Eternal life doesn't exist; it's only found in fantasy.
What about religion? What about science? What does fantasy have to do with it?
Added after 57 seconds
You really need a Necromancer.
I'll go to the tavern and hire one.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения! И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
What about religion? What about science? What does fantasy have to do with it?
Science hasn't advanced that far yet, and religion speaks of a completely different kind of eternal life. If you need immortality of the soul, you already have it.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения! И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
Why do you even need immortality? What will you do with it? The worst punishment is to live forever.
Added 1 minute ago Regarding the topic: you gained immortality, then you were caught, your arms and legs were cut off, your tongue was removed, you were blinded and deafened, tied to a pole in the basement, and forced to suffer for your entire eternal life.
I want to go to a Therion concert.
Added 1 minute ago Oh, there's also something about a dog. I bought a dog, and it died two days later. Damn, I felt sad myself. I guess I shouldn't do that again.
Regarding the topic: you gained immortality, then you were captured, had your hands and feet cut off, your tongue removed, you were blinded and deafened, tied to a post in the basement, and forced to suffer for your entire eternal life.
I will be a demilich and will devise plans for universal domination
Added after 54 seconds Imaris, the Moon Wolf
Why do you even need immortality? What will you do with it?
I will be a demilich and will devise plans for universal domination
Added after 45 seconds Imaris, the Moon Wolf
The worst punishment is to live forever.
Tell that to God.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения! И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
Oh, there's also something about a dog. I bought a dog, and it died two days later. (Damn, I felt really sad. I guess I shouldn't be disappointed like that anymore).
Interestingly, they are quite resilient outdoors, much like cockroaches.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения! И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
Regarding the topic: you gained immortality, then you were captured, had your arms and legs cut off, your tongue removed, you were blinded and deafened, tied to a pole in a basement, and forced to suffer for your entire eternal life.
I will become a demilich and will devise plans for universal domination.Ololo.
Why do you even need immortality? What will you do with it?
I will become a demilich and will devise plans for universal domination.I was being serious.
Why do you even need immortality? What will you do with it?
I was being serious.
And what do people do with their lives? They just live and enjoy it.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения! И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
Life won't always be happy for you, lol.
And you'll get tired of it.
Also, you'll see all your relatives, friends, girlfriend, pets, and loved ones die. You'll make new friends, who will also die eventually.
And what do you think, do long-lived beings not suffer from this? But they live and enjoy it, those stinky beasts. In general, you can just not watch, not go to funerals, not make friends, have children, etc.
And it will get boring for you.
Nonsense. You can, at worst, like in the tale of Old Hottabych, escape into virtual reality, and there are many other things you can do. I don't understand how life, especially if it's good, can become boring.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения! И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день
I haven't watched your Hottabych. Well, how about this: they catch you, cut off your arms and legs, your tongue, blind you, deafen you, tie you to a pole in the basement, and force you to suffer for your entire eternal life. !!11 And in general, something might happen that makes you not want to live anymore. And in an endless life, something like that is bound to happen.
Саня Изи
