The worst punishment is to live forever.
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Regarding the topic: you gained immortality, then you were caught, your arms and legs were cut off, your tongue was removed, you were blinded and deafened, tied to a pole in the basement, and forced to suffer for your entire eternal life.
I want to go to a Therion concert.
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Oh, there's also something about a dog.
I bought a dog, and it died two days later.
Damn, I felt sad myself. I guess I shouldn't do that again.