Regarding the topic: you gained immortality, then you were captured, had your hands and feet cut off, your tongue removed, you were blinded and deafened, tied to a post in the basement, and forced to suffer for your entire eternal life.
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Why do you even need immortality? What will you do with it?
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The worst punishment is to live forever.
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день