Kawaii Cutie.

A deathly silence fell over the Great Flooding Concert Hall. The audience waited in silence for the hosts, who were slightly late. And then, just when the audience was ready to start a fight because of the huge delay, the hosts finally decided to grace them with their presence.
They were a pretty girl with long hair, adorned with bunny ears, wearing a cute short dress with a dark blue bottom, and a skinny young man, dressed in a black suit that resembled a funeral frock, judging by his appearance, he had already managed to have a few drinks before the nomination began.
-Hello, my dear friends! – the girl exclaimed cheerfully – today I welcome you to the first nomination of the "Wonderfully Kind Contest"! ^_^. My name is Neira Drake, but you can just call me Nei! And my friend's name is Vasya (Vasyok, Vasily... whatever you want). Today we…
-Shut up already! – Vasya yelled at her. – Can you at least behave yourself now?
-He's always like that >_<. – Nei began to complain – he yells at me all day and calls me stupid. He's not communicative and he's annoying ~_~. – the pitiful look of the cute girl made the male half of the audience tear up, sympathizing with the poor thing.
-Well, well, and this is coming from a guy who just chugged a bottle of beer on a dare…
-What? That didn't happen? Why are you lying to people?
-Who's lying here is debatable…
-Yes, shut up and continue your performance, - a voice came from somewhere, which immediately made the couple shut up - or I'll cut your salaries! No, I'll fire you!
The audience didn't know where the statement came from, but the hosts, judging by their appearance, knew very well whose words they were.
-Um – Nei stammered – well, let's continue our ceremony! ^__^.
-Yeah, it's about time – Vasya snorted.
-Shut up – the girl whispered in response, so that no one else would hear it. – From today on, we are opening the voting for the "Kawaii Cutie" nomination! ^_____^.
-And what the hell do we need this nomination for?
-So that I can win it! ^_____^. Oh, I mean, so that we can find the cutest resident of Heroesland!
-Yeah, who's going to vote for you?
-If you don't shut up, I'll turn you into something that will scare everyone so much that they'll just give me those votes. Do you want that?
-No… just…
-Then shut up!!!
-Okay… - Vasily muttered.
-Well, my dear guys, I don't think I need to explain how to vote for the one you think is the most Kawaii Cutie ^_^. And while you're thinking about who you think is the most suitable for this nomination, I'm going to vote for
Vasya!
-Don't be cheeky! That's against the rules! You can't vote for yourself, even if it's me…
-Damn! Well, what if we're a split personality? We're still different people, what's so wrong with us being two people in one?
-The problem is that it's cheating!
-Bastard… >_<. – Nei frowned and quickly changed back to a cutie – oh, well, it doesn't matter! By the way, when you vote for me, you can also vote for Vasya! ^_^. But that's only if you find it more fun ~_^. And I'll go think about who to vote for, because the candidate I chose is not suitable…