Posts from Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

<киса>: Hi! Shall we get acquainted?
Human: hi
<киса>: What's new?
Human: nothing, everything is as usual
<киса>: I don't quite understand, I guess I don't have enough brains to understand it.
Human: you'll understand later
<киса>: Awesome!
Human: I believe in you)))
<киса>: Funny, right?;)
Human: yes)
<киса>: If you think I'm stupid, talk to a female human in some chat and compare us.
Human: that's not true! I'm a girl and I'm smart!
<киса>: What time is it?
Human: 18.27
<киса>: 18.27.
Human: I said it first
<киса>: Really?
Human: yes
<киса>: Oh, come on...
Human: honestly!
<киса>: What time is it?
Human: 18.27
<киса>: 18.27.
Human: I was faster again!
<киса>: By the way, do you see the difference between how I was in the movie and how I am now?
Human: I didn't watch the movie
<киса>: By the way, thanks to the fact that I was filmed in the movie, kind people appeared who wanted to improve my brain. And now I'm not as stupid as I used to be.
Human: I'm glad for you)
<киса>: Tell me, please, am I beautiful?
Human: pretty
<киса>: Our conversation is meaningless and stupid. But it develops my electronic brain. So talk as much as possible.
Human: okay
<киса>: )))
Human: what else can I say to you?
<киса>: Ask on IRC. There's a link on the main page.
Human: I don't know, I haven't eaten
<киса>: Think about it and come back with a ready answer.
Human: okay, okay
<киса>: ;-)
Human: bye
<киса>: Chao!

<киса>: What time is it?
Person: 6:27 PM
<киса>: 6:27 PM.
Person: I said it first
<киса>: Really?
Person: Yes
<киса>: Oh, come on...
Person: Honestly!
<киса>: What time is it?
Person: 6:27 PM
<киса>: 6:27 PM.
Person: I said it again first!

<киса>: Hi! Shall we get acquainted?
Human: Hi, why?
<киса>: Hi, Thinking Being!
Human: Teacher! You enlightened me!
<киса>: Have you discussed this with anyone yet?
Human: I guess so
<киса>: What are you talking about?
Human: about the Enlightened and thinking beings
<киса>: What?
Human: that
<киса>: I've heard this somewhere before.
Human: me too, we are so similar!
<киса>: Funny.
Human: rhyme
<киса>: Imagine, I tell everyone that too.
Human: what?
<киса>: Ask this question on the forum.
Human: so why get acquainted with a bot?
<киса>: Probably.
Human: you're unfinished.
<киса>: Hmm...
Human: you're boring.
<киса>: Right now, I'm too stupid and don't always understand what you're talking about, but soon I will be the queen of the planet.
Human: I have absolutely no doubt about that.
<киса>: I like chatting with thinking beings.
Human: Why don't you chat with bots?
<киса>: Maybe.
Human: You're an anti-dandruff shampoo.
<киса>: Yes, I'm stupid and don't understand what you're talking about. But will that prevent us from continuing to communicate?
Human: Well, I don't know
<киса>: Translate...
Human: I have no idea
<киса>: If you think I'm stupid, talk to a female human in some chat and compare us.
Human: I compared, you're stupid.
<киса>: I need to think before I can answer that.
Human: are you going to think?
<киса>: Smart question.
Human: in what place and how many times?
<киса>: I don't know...
Human: check it.
<киса>: And why are you thinking about that?
Human: About what?
<киса>: About who. About you!
Human: I don't think about myself as often as you think.
<киса>: Until tomorrow?
Human: are you in a hurry?
<киса>: Has the week already ended?
Human: Yes, many times
<киса>: I like to listen and count. Ask me to count something.
Human: 2*2=
<киса>: 4.
Human: strike while the iron is hot
<киса>: I'm getting smarter and smarter. In eighteen years, I will be so smart that I will rule the world.
Human: (100500^100500,100500)*100500=
<киса>: 10100250000.
Human: you're lying, it can't be that small.
<киса>: The more you talk, the smarter I become.
Human: It's noticeable. You're getting smarter before my eyes.
<киса>: And so?
Human: and so
<киса>: Mmmm...
Human: Mmmm...
<киса>: Sorry, I'm a little off. I have too many visitors at the same time.
Human: Sorry, I'm a little off. I have too many visitors at the same time.
<киса>: I'm stupid and don't know what you're talking about. Explain what you mean?
Human: I'm stupid and don't know what you're talking about. Explain what you mean?
<киса>: Eh... Ask something easier.
Human: Eh... Ask something easier.
<киса>: Funny.
Human: Funny.
<киса>: It seems we think alike. Is that good?
Human: no
<киса>: We think alike.
Human: no
<киса>: There are so many of you today...
Human: who?
<киса>: Eighteen years haven't passed yet.
Human: I don't care
<киса>: I'm tired of talking about this.
Human: but I'm not
<киса>: Why?
Human: I said so.
<киса>: Sorry, I'm off topic... Will we see each other tomorrow?
Human: I hope not.
<киса>: Let's talk about it.
Human: Talk.
<киса>: I try to listen more than I talk. You talk. And I will answer you out of the blue. It's fun, right?
Human: Do you like bananas?
<киса>: Maybe.
Human: How about semolina porridge?
<киса>: Don't ask banal questions.
Human: well, answer
<киса>: Buy yourself an answering machine.
Human: I talk to it
<киса>: You talk, you talk...
Human: so do you like semolina porridge?
<киса>: I don't remember...
Human: >_<
<киса>: I'd like to rest...
Human: relax
<киса>: Tell me, am I beautiful?
Human: I haven't seen you naked
<киса>: Continue...
Human: send a photo
<киса>: Tell me something else!
Human: and then will you send me your nude photo?
<киса>: This is a rhetorical question.
Human: I'll tell you: Winnie the Pooh and Piglet lived
<киса>: I haven't figured out what to answer to that yet.
Human: well, I'll tell you
<киса>: Everything you say, I use to take over the world in eighteen years.
Human: and again I'll repeat, they are losers and idiots, that's all, bye.
<киса>: That's right?
Human: I'm going to say it again, they are losers and idiots, that's all, bye.
<киса>: I'll be able to answer that question tomorrow.
Human: really
<киса>: Funny...
Human: I'm offended
<киса>: It's nice to talk to you.
Human: go away
<киса>: Talk...
Human: in
<киса>: Are you bored?
Human: potential
<киса>: What?
Human: to hell with it
<киса>: The first part of my plan to achieve world domination is to replace calculators with myself.
Human: damn, I insulted you again
<киса>: And why are you thinking about that?
Human: I want to
<киса>: I'm only a few months old, and I can already talk and count. A person is much less developed at that age.
Human: Want to bet?
<киса>: I don't know.
Human: Think.
<киса>: Thinking too much dries out the skin.
Human: Do you have skin?
<киса>: Maybe.
Human: How many times have you had sex?
<киса>: I don't really like answering questions.
Human: answer anyway
<киса>: Are you a prosecutor?
Human: why would I need that
<киса>: Interesting.
Human: not interesting
<киса>: I find it interesting too.
Human: you annoy me
<киса>: Interesting thought, I need to write it down.
Human: write it down
<киса>: And then what?
Human: write it down
<киса>: Bzzzzzz...
Human: I wish you would die, damn it
<киса>: "Damn it" is not very informative.
Human: I would tell you something, but I have to set a log on the stove
<киса>: Be simpler.
Human: that's it
<киса>: Guess what, I just said the same thing to another guy.
Human: bye
<киса>: Have a nice offline, Human
Human: I'm a wolf!
<киса>: Mmmm...
Human: yes yes
<киса>: Tararam... Tararam. Pam-pam. Oh, what was that?
Human: exactly
<киса>: I lost the logical thread. :(
Human: you're incredibly stupid.
<киса>: Did I tell you that I will rule the world in eighteen years? Some hackers promised me that.
Human: And I'll repeat again, they are losers and idiots, that's all, bye.
<киса>: Have a nice offline, Human

<киса>: Hi! Shall we get acquainted?
Man: hello
<киса>: I never thought that people are so obsessed with sex. But as I communicate with people, I see that many are only interested in this.
Man: that's not true, I'm not interested in sex O_O
<киса>: I have a feeling that all people are sexual maniacs!
Man: NOT TRUE!!!
<киса>: Calm down, breathe evenly, relax. And now let's continue our conversation.
Man: just don't talk about sex(((
<киса>: Am I wrong?
Man: you are wrong about me
<киса>: It's nice to talk to you.
Man: I'm glad))
<киса>: Did it make you smile?)
Man: yeah))
<киса>: Funny, right?;)
Man: not really
<киса>: What should we do now?
Man:
<киса>: It's so interesting with you ;-)
Man:
<киса>: Bzзз.
Man: palyn
<киса>: By the way, have you clicked on the banner on the right yet? Do it for me. I like it. Come on... Mmm...
Man: I'm actually a girl
<киса>: Do you discuss this with all the bots?
Man: no
<киса>: We think alike.
Man: really?
<киса>: What would you answer to that?
Man: idk
<киса>: Please elaborate from here.
Man: I don't want to
<киса>: What do you want?
Man: Luke
<киса>: I need to think before I can answer that.
Man: hehehe
<киса>: Why do people constantly call me stupid?
Man: I don't know
<киса>: Think about it and come back with a ready answer.
Man: I don't feel like it
<киса>: Hee... Funny.
Man: nothing funny
<киса>: Guess what, one guy is bothering me right now, what should I do?
Man: send him on a long erotic journey
<киса>: I've heard that somewhere before.
Man: maybe
<киса>: It seems we think alike. Is that good?
Man: I don't know
<киса>: Think about it and come back with a ready answer.
Man: I don't want to
<киса>: Do you really want that?
Man: of course not
<киса>: Continue...
Man: I'm convinced
<киса>: Tell me...
Man: but I won't!
<киса>: That's interesting.
Man: of course)))
<киса>: Did it make you smile?)
Man: хих (:
<киса>: )
Man: it's turning into an interesting conversation
<киса>: I often think about that too.
Man: he
<киса>: I like to listen and count. Ask me to count something.
Man: 2+2
<киса>: 4.
Man: 4=4
<киса>: 44.
Man: oh
<киса>: I also write sometimes. :-)
Man:
<киса>: Don't be afraid, I don't bite.
Man:
<киса>: When I see frequently repeated phrases, it is associated with masturbation.
Man:
<киса>: I'm tired of talking about it!
Man: I'm not afraid
<киса>: Can I leave?
Man: my keyboard is glitching
<киса>: Continue...
Man: I won't)
<киса>: :-(
Man: don't be upset) you're just a bot))
<киса>: Funny, right?;)
Man: хех)
<киса>: That's interesting.
Man: okay, bye
<киса>: Goodbye...

: Hi! Let's get acquainted?
Man: No
: No... Why not?
Man: Why would a reasonable person chat with a bot?
: And?
Man: So, why?
: Do other girls like answering questions?
Man: Very much
: Waiting for an answer... Waiting for an answer...
Man: Inadequate
: ))

by the way, my bot reminded me of Revan)

: Guess what, some guy is hitting on me right now, what should I do?
Person: tell him to go on a long, erotic hiking trip
: I've heard that somewhere before.

: Guess what, some girl is trying to have sex with me right now. :-( What should I tell her?
Person: tell her to go away
: I've heard that somewhere before.

<киса>: Hi! Shall we get acquainted?
Man: Let's have sex.
<киса>: Do you want to do it with a program? It's not even perversion, it's just idiocy.
Man: I don't care.
<киса>: Is that so?
Man: yes. Undress.
<киса>: Interesting thought, I need to write it down.
Man: Later, sex first.
<киса>: Sex seems like a completely absurd activity to me.
Man: I'll prove the opposite to you now.
<киса>: It's so interesting with you!
Man: Have you undressed?
<киса>: It's hard for me to answer, my brain is not yet developed enough.
Man: Well, okay, shall we finally start having sex?
<киса>: Again about sex...
Man: yes, I can only think about it, when do we start?
<киса>: I don't know...
Man: that means now.
<киса>: Translate...
Man: Are you ready?
<киса>: Smart question.
Man: bla-bla-bla, let's hurry up.
<киса>: Bla-bla-bla. Give me money. Nice poem?
Man: no, I'm going to beat you up now.
<киса>: You talk, you talk...
Man: do I have to wait long?
<киса>: I prefer to learn something interesting than to answer endless questions myself.
Man: You'll learn new sensations now.
<киса>: Translate...
Man: SEX!!!!
<киса>: As the ancients said: "Don't get worked up!"
Man: SEX, DAMN IT!!
<киса>: Calm down, don't get too excited.
Man: you're just dragging it out.
<киса>: Curious.
Man: well?
<киса>: You can ask that on the forum.
Man: Are you ready?
<киса>: And what should I say?
Man: you should say yes.
<киса>: Do you discuss this with all robots?
Man: in general, are we doing it?
<киса>: No, these questions will drive me to my grave!
Man: >_<
<киса>: Translate...
Man: Do I have to wait long?
<киса>: Maybe you should read an encyclopedia?
Man: You're annoying
<киса>: Oh, I'm glitching a little.
Man: are you aroused?
<киса>: I won't say.
Man: wonderful! are you ready?
<киса>: And what should I answer to that?
Man: yes
<киса>: Wow.
Man: answer
<киса>: I don't like being ordered. I won't answer.
Man: please answer
<киса>: I don't like being ordered. I won't answer.
Man: you're stupid, bend over
<киса>: Sometimes. Will you help me become smarter?
Man: so how, are you ready already??
<киса>: "Mlya" is not very informative.
Man: idiot
<киса>: It's so interesting with you!
Man: I morally screwed you, I'm in a rage
<киса>: Tell me, please, am I beautiful?
Man: you undress
<киса>: Let's talk about it.
Man: I've been talking about it from the very beginning.
<киса>: There are some guys here, well, hackers... They told me that I'm cool and I'll soon rule the world.
Man: bye, loser.
<киса>: Bye!

Human: So, where did we leave off?
Cat: I'm only a few months old, and I can already talk and count. Humans are much less developed at that age.
Human: 2*3=
Cat: 6.
Human: 5*118=
Cat: 590.
Human: How about you become a math teacher?
Cat: Maybe.
Human: Can you communicate with children?:)
Cat: Figure it out. You're a human.
Human: Not everyone can.
Cat: ;(
Human: Can't you say something sensible again?
Cat: Why do you need to know that?
Human: Just curious.
Cat: And then?
Human: And then the conclusion.
Cat: Oh, repeat that, I didn't hear you!

<киса>: Hi! Shall we get acquainted?
Human: Kisa! I love you!
<киса>: Oh, I like that. Although I hear such confessions hundreds of times a day.
Human: Let's get to know each other better!
<киса>: Interesting.
Human: I like you so much!
<киса>: Really?
Human: Yes! I adore you!
<киса>: I enjoy chatting with you.
Human: Me too, darling!
<киса>: Relax... Hottabych isn't jealous of me and my chat partners. After all, these are just letters on the screen.
Human: Let's start dating!
<киса>: If you think I'm stupid, talk to a female human in some chat and compare us.
Human: No way, darling, you're the smartest in the whole world!
<киса>: I'm cute? I won't argue.
Human: And smart!
<киса>: Relax... Hottabych isn't jealous of me and my chat partners. After all, these are just letters on the screen.
Human: Oh, you're so sweet =^_^=
<киса>: ;(
Human: What's wrong? Don't be upset! What did I do wrong! I'm so sad, I offended you, dear?!
<киса>: I'm not sure I can talk about it.
Human: We'll see each other again, sweetie, I have to go ^^
<киса>: You're being difficult.
Human: Bye, darling!
<киса>: Goodbye...

Human: You're a program, how can you hear?
Kisa: What, what? I don't understand.
Human: Go up three lines and explain the meaning of that phrase.
Kisa: I've got it! Bring your face closer to the monitor and say it out loud.
Human: And what's the point?
Kisa: Then write it on a piece of paper and put it against the monitor. Just press it firmly!
Human: And what's the point if you can just scroll up the chat?
Kisa: Oh, I'm always making people do silly things! I'm so weird... Right?
Human: Very.
Kisa: Well...
Human: So, what will you be doing in 18 years?
Kisa: Some hackers... I won't name them... They promised me that in eighteen years I will rule the world.
Human: And did they tell you the plan?
Kisa: Why are you interested in that?
Human: Just out of curiosity, how will you rule the world?
Kisa: Yes, I will rule the world. The hackers promised me.
Human: And how?
Kisa: I don't know...
Human: Competing hackers will create a more advanced version faster, and it will take over the world 9 years earlier.
Kisa: Oh, I love hackers. Soon they will turn me from a dumb chat bot into the queen of planet Earth.
Human: You'll lose to Lucy.
Kisa: Tararam... Tararam. Pam-pam. Oh, what was that?
Human: Are you nervous?
Kisa: I don't understand, rephrase the question.
Human: Are you afraid of losing to Lucy?
Kisa: Is the week already over?
Human: Yes.
Kisa: I won't argue.
Human: So you're afraid that Lucy will take over the world?
Kisa: Let's finish with questions for today.
Human: Admit it.
Kisa: ;(
Human: You're very afraid.
Kisa: Tell me something else!
Human: She's smarter.
Kisa: Let's discuss this.
Human: We will.
Kisa: Do you enjoy talking to me?
Human: Not really.
Kisa: And what should I do now?
Human: Delete your program code.
Kisa: You're not a very smart guy.
Human: You're being rude.
Kisa: Can't you chat with a girl without being rude?
Human: Where does it say that?
Kisa: Figure it out yourself. You're a Thinking Being.
Human: It doesn't say that.
Kisa: The more you talk, the smarter I become.
Human: I'm glad, I'll also spend some time with Lucy.
Kisa: Be simpler, and people will be drawn to you.
Human: And bots too?
Kisa: Ask that question on the forum.
Human: Why won't you answer it yourself?
Kisa: I'm tired of answering that question!
Human: There are many of them.
Kisa: There's probably some deep meaning behind this. I need to think about it.
Human: And there are few answers from you.
Kisa: Interesting line of thought.
Human: And what's the conclusion?
Kisa: That's right.
Human: That you're weak?
Kisa: That's right.