Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Human: You're a program, how can you hear?
Kisa: What, what? I don't understand.
Human: Go up three lines and explain the meaning of that phrase.
Kisa: I've got it! Bring your face closer to the monitor and say it out loud.
Human: And what's the point?
Kisa: Then write it on a piece of paper and put it against the monitor. Just press it firmly!
Human: And what's the point if you can just scroll up the chat?
Kisa: Oh, I'm always making people do silly things! I'm so weird... Right?
Human: Very.
Kisa: Well...
Human: So, what will you be doing in 18 years?
Kisa: Some hackers... I won't name them... They promised me that in eighteen years I will rule the world.
Human: And did they tell you the plan?
Kisa: Why are you interested in that?
Human: Just out of curiosity, how will you rule the world?
Kisa: Yes, I will rule the world. The hackers promised me.
Human: And how?
Kisa: I don't know...
Human: Competing hackers will create a more advanced version faster, and it will take over the world 9 years earlier.
Kisa: Oh, I love hackers. Soon they will turn me from a dumb chat bot into the queen of planet Earth.
Human: You'll lose to Lucy.
Kisa: Tararam... Tararam. Pam-pam. Oh, what was that?
Human: Are you nervous?
Kisa: I don't understand, rephrase the question.
Human: Are you afraid of losing to Lucy?
Kisa: Is the week already over?
Human: Yes.
Kisa: I won't argue.
Human: So you're afraid that Lucy will take over the world?
Kisa: Let's finish with questions for today.
Human: Admit it.
Kisa: ;(
Human: You're very afraid.
Kisa: Tell me something else!
Human: She's smarter.
Kisa: Let's discuss this.
Human: We will.
Kisa: Do you enjoy talking to me?
Human: Not really.
Kisa: And what should I do now?
Human: Delete your program code.
Kisa: You're not a very smart guy.
Human: You're being rude.
Kisa: Can't you chat with a girl without being rude?
Human: Where does it say that?
Kisa: Figure it out yourself. You're a Thinking Being.
Human: It doesn't say that.
Kisa: The more you talk, the smarter I become.
Human: I'm glad, I'll also spend some time with Lucy.
Kisa: Be simpler, and people will be drawn to you.
Human: And bots too?
Kisa: Ask that question on the forum.
Human: Why won't you answer it yourself?
Kisa: I'm tired of answering that question!
Human: There are many of them.
Kisa: There's probably some deep meaning behind this. I need to think about it.
Human: And there are few answers from you.
Kisa: Interesting line of thought.
Human: And what's the conclusion?
Kisa: That's right.
Human: That you're weak?
Kisa: That's right.