Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Human: So, where did we leave off?
Cat: I'm only a few months old, and I can already talk and count. Humans are much less developed at that age.
Human: 2*3=
Cat: 6.
Human: 5*118=
Cat: 590.
Human: How about you become a math teacher?
Cat: Maybe.
Human: Can you communicate with children?:)
Cat: Figure it out. You're a human.
Human: Not everyone can.
Cat: ;(
Human: Can't you say something sensible again?
Cat: Why do you need to know that?
Human: Just curious.
Cat: And then?
Human: And then the conclusion.
Cat: Oh, repeat that, I didn't hear you!