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#121
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Only one specimen of Arandor remains in captivity. (In the wild, they are practically extinct). Arandors are so rare that they are not even listed in the Red Book. Arandors were doomed by their pride – instead of approaching a suitable individual of the opposite sex and proposing to reproduce, they stood silently with their arms crossed. The pose was certainly beautiful and picturesque, but it led to catastrophic results. The remaining Arandor must, of course, be cherished and protected, although some believe that it would be better to euthanize it – no Arandor, no problem.
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#122
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taaa))))) let the individuals come themselves, okay?

Be strong. Believe
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#123
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Werewolf
Only one specimen of Arandor has survived in captivity. (In the wild, they are practically extinct). Arandor is so rare that it is not even listed in the Red Book. Arandors were doomed by their pride – instead of approaching a suitable member of the opposite sex and suggesting they reproduce, Arandors stood silently with their arms crossed. The pose was certainly beautiful and picturesque, but it led to catastrophic results. The remaining Arandor should, of course, be cherished and protected, although some believe that it would be better to strangle it – no Arandor, no problem.
Absolutely! Catch it, skin it, and make a pouf to put under the bed!!!
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#124
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Arandor, is that not enough for you??? First Krabe, then just Arandor... How much more do you need? You're clearly unwell, step away from the computer and go to bed!
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#125
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There's a lot of truth in what you said about freedom, loneliness, and philosophy expressed through howling at the moon. As for the poll, the question is whether Arandor is needed and what problems arise from its protection, or whether we should just forget about it.
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#126
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I believe that all rare creatures need protection. Here, Arandor is a rare animal. Let's protect it, put a ring on it, a ring on its flippers, so it can swim.
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#127
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Imaris, the Moon Wolf
There's a lot of truth in what he says about freedom, loneliness, and philosophy expressed through howling at the moon.
P.S. The poll is about whether Arandor and the problems related to its protection are necessary, or if we should just forget about it.
Forget about it! It's not up for discussion; we're already indulging his Attention Deficit Syndrome!
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#128
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The best way to preserve Arandor for future generations is to stuff it and place it (the stuffed animal) in a museum for everyone to see as an educational exhibit.
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#129
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Is it possible to try to reproduce it artificially?
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#130
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Wolf, there's no need for that. We can't even handle one.

A rare and little-studied species is the Vmorduflud, obtained by crossing a Vmordunator and a Pofludilshchik. It behaves like a Pofludilshchik, but during a full moon, which falls on Friday the 13th and before a session, it goes hunting. Then, not even a Fludozavr can escape it – it will catch up and tear it apart.
А, вот почему.

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#131
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Drakkosha


Vmorfluud is a rare and little-studied species, obtained by crossing a Vmor dunator and a Pofludilshchik. It behaves like a Pofludilshchik, but during a full moon, which falls on Friday the 13th and before a session, it goes hunting. Then, not even a Fludozavr can hide from it – it will catch up and tear it apart.

This monster was bred in a secret scientific laboratory. Well, they actually wanted to breed cockroaches (they had multiplied too much, the damned things), but they accidentally bred a Vmorfluud. Since then, it has been terrorizing the surrounding areas.
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#132
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Guest, well, to preserve me, you just need to indulge my desires.

Be strong. Believe
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#133
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Arandor
Ghost, well, to preserve you, you just need to indulge my desires)
To preserve you, it's enough to put you in a large jar))) And then I'll keep an eye on everything;)
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#134
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The main thing is not to drink alcohol, Gost).
А, вот почему.

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#135
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Kosha, that's hilarious, Reva posted a picture of crabs on the road, and someone commented that it's missing a VAZ car))
or put all the clones in one section and watch what happens to them; they'll all end up fighting each other with their inflated egos.