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I suggest we come up with new creatures here. Give them names and describe their external and internal qualities. If you have the skills, you can also provide sketches or photos.))
As an example, I'll give you the Fludozavr, the Lyudozhorka, and the Nedoglotets membranoptera. I won't even describe the last two, as it's almost night, and many will already have nightmares. But the first one, the Fludozavr, is truly an interesting animal. Simply the king of beasts. It looks huge and mighty, covered in coarse, sparse fur (oh, clearly inspired by the Kurdles of S. Lem). On its head is a coquettish rooster's comb. It feeds on humans, and due to its enormous size, it swallows them so quickly that some don't even realize they've been swallowed and continue to live their normal lives.

What does it have to do with flooding, specifically?

Yes, you could say that Floodosaurus is a living symbol of flooding. Both of them completely consume a person. It is very difficult, almost impossible, to break free afterward. ))

Yeah, exactly, and the person is still alive, not noticing anything))

Here's a quick sketch.
Hmm, while drawing, I realized it looks a lot like a goat.
He's full right now, so he's being nice. For comparison, I've added some humans at the bottom.

Floodosaurus is awesome)
Usually, a flock of Flooders accompanies the Floodosaurus. They are not as dangerous, but they are small, noisy, and in VERY large numbers. In some countries, the Floodosaurus is considered a local deity, and people diligently pray to it)))
In general, the topic is funny, and it's a pity that it will eventually sink back into mindless chatter)))

I also feel like coming up with some creatures)) but serious ones are uninteresting, and I can't come up with anything funny))) I'll throw in something about my favorite little dragons, okay)))

Dracocat/Dracco
(a cat with dragon wings, tail, hind legs, and funny membranes behind its ears)
Very friendly, curious, restless, and cute creatures. They live in large tribes, but often settle in the homes of representatives of other races as pets. They are distinguished by their independence and love of freedom.

Many people confuse spammers with apathetic individuals. But these are completely different types, almost extinct, because they don't care about anything, not even reproducing. Spammers, on the other hand, are numerous because they feed on the crumbs from the table of the "flood-monster," and it, as is well known, eats very messily.

From time to time, terrifying Vmordunator predators hunt the Fludozavr. They usually hunt alone, but sometimes they gather in packs. The Fludozavr often escapes the Vmordunators, sometimes even eating a couple of them, so the surviving Vmordunators have to settle for Pofludilshchiki, and if the hunt is completely unsuccessful, the Vmordunators start attacking Pofiginyakov for no reason, further reducing their population.

O_O play more often in skirmish mode.

The Lickers hunt their prey by simply licking them to death with their tongues. One lick, and they're gone. "Just watch how a Licker licks you to death!" is what people usually say.

There are still a lot of them... and they are definitely planning to reproduce...

The particularly malicious parasitic creatures are called "Animoshki." These are mainly insects that spread through parasitic methods, laying eggs in a human's body. The hatched Animoshki larvae quickly reach the brain through the spinal channels and affect it with hallucinogenic secretions, resulting in the human developing an addiction to specific graphic styles of East Asian art. After the larval stage, if they successfully establish themselves in the skull, the larvae transform into a mature stage and begin to affect the human's speech centers, allowing the human to spread another type of eggs through their breath and saliva. These eggs are laid by the mature larval stage and, outside the human body, form a butterfly-like type of Animoshki, which must infect other people...
The adaptability of Animoshki larvae to the human body depends on the maturity of the human brain; the less mature and weaker it is, the more likely the infection will be...

If Animosha accidentally infects Pofludilshchik, then not only Vmordunators, but also the Fludozavr himself should be wary of him. And if Animosha manages to infect the Fludozavr...

In other words, over time, a special tanning substance accumulates in human brains, which makes the brain harder. This prevents the Animos larvae from penetrating it. At most, they can slightly nibble at the edges of the brain. (In such cases, people usually say: their brains are itching). Well, since it is well known that the Floodosaurus has a very small brain – just microscopic in size – the Animos larvae often miss and die ingloriously.

=[br][/br]I guess I don't matter to you much anymore, right?

Were you sick? We didn't want to bother you. ))))