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#62
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Well, if we’ve decided on the issue of parentage and profanity, I guess we can move on.
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#63
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Werewolf
Well, if we've decided on the issue of parentage, I guess we can move on.
Are you trying to figure out who your grandparents are?
ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам
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#64
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BUT ISN'T THAT YOU???!!!
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#66
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Did Revan get it from Ara, or Ara from Revan? Or did both get it from you? :P
Of course, it's all his fault :p! Although, the option that it's all from Krbe is also realistic... but the fact that Ghost is even more perverse than Revan and Ara is a fact :cool:
I confess - I am a virgin.
He's also lying :smile04: :D
And what did you think about, Captain Pervert?
P.S.: See? Even Revan agrees with me ;)

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BUT IT'S NOT YOU, IS IT???!!!
Well, but there's a chance that it was Volke :O
Графомания путешественника
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#67
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I continue my dangerous and thankless task. Today, I will describe a type of microbe – a carrier of the “sleeping sickness.” It enters the body if you wave your ears around or forget to close your mouth. For a while, the disease doesn’t manifest itself, but during the full moon, the infected person transforms and wakes up as a minibus driver with unkempt ears. They grow an extra pair of arms (otherwise, how could they simultaneously talk on their mobile phone, collect fares, give change, print a receipt, and – almost forgot – drive the minibus?). They start making sounds like: “Vladimir Central” or “First, not many.”
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#68
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Neira Drake
Of course, everything is because of him :p! Although, the option that everything is because of CRB is also realistic;)... but, the fact that Ghost is even more perverse than Revanka and Ara is a fact :cool:

He also lies :smile04: :D
But I don't go around kissing everyone and I don't try to hit everyone with a frying pan:)

And I only lie in useful cases - here, it's definitely useless to strafe:p
ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам
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#69
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Here's a more realistic idea! Let's create a zoo of hybrids.
We'll have: dragon-lizards, bison-dragons, bison-lizards, bison-crabs, lizard-crabs, and even dragon-crabs.
Nope, I already said I'm not participating. The crab would be able to produce an army of mutants faster if it lays eggs. :smile04:

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#70
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I'm not delaying with the caviar)

P.S. Ghost, is it working? :O

Be strong. Believe
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#71
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Am I still a virgin?
And are werewolves cute? Because I want lots of little wolf cubs >^^<
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#72
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Arandor
I'm not delaying anything)
P.S. Ghost, is she coming? :O
She's coming with a frying pan... it's just you and Lizard who are trying to make out:D
ФЛУДОВСКИЕ ССЫЛКИ - конец бесполезным темам
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#73
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I'm not getting involved. Where did you see that?

Be strong. Believe
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#74
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She's coming at you with a frying pan... it's just you and Lizard who are trying to kiss.
of course, you can kiss fire and sword:smile20:

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and especially gently, Ney will kiss you with a frying pan.

За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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#75
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Ah, are we going to visit Ghost or someone else?) I don't quite understand.

Be strong. Believe