Animal Farm

I continue my dangerous and thankless task. Today, I will describe a type of microbe – a carrier of the “sleeping sickness.” It enters the body if you wave your ears around or forget to close your mouth. For a while, the disease doesn’t manifest itself, but during the full moon, the infected person transforms and wakes up as a minibus driver with unkempt ears. They grow an extra pair of arms (otherwise, how could they simultaneously talk on their mobile phone, collect fares, give change, print a receipt, and – almost forgot – drive the minibus?). They start making sounds like: “Vladimir Central” or “First, not many.”