Posts from Factory of Crazy, Zany, and Bizarre things, or Beware, the Munchausenites are Inside! Auto-translated

I browsed the forum and noticed that it was severely lacking in nonsense, and it would be good to organize a factory for its production. I took up the blueprints and went to the construction site; I built this factory in about 4 seconds, and here it is, the Nonsense Factory (What Kind of Nonsense). The workers at this factory write crazy stories and tales in the style of Munchausen about themselves, forum members, politics, the internet, music, etc. For example, "I was walking through the forest one day and shot a cherry pit at a hacker; a peach tree grew on his head, and he died of his own importance." The stories should be substantial but not too long, should have a main idea, and be logically complete. That is, nonsense should not be the goal, but a means to an end. In general, absurdity and flooding are all welcome. I'll come back in the evening and write something.

Yes, it seems Alou won't be able to return this evening.

Bad luck, huh? You got banned on AG, came to visit us for a week, and got banned here too. :(

it's his own fault) everyone calmed down a long time ago, but he started stirring things up again.
P.S. although I don't know the reasons... maybe because he got unbanned? wasn't he banned permanently?

Hello Hacker! You're somewhere here, I know it for sure.

He was banned before my post in the moderators' thread, lol, but the ban is only for one day, I think.

Hey, where is my nomination, you heartless cutie?! x)

And what’s the point of this pointless topic? O_o

Today, I was walking down the street with some guys, just walking along, and nothing seemed out of the ordinary, except for the possibility of an atomic explosion, but that's not really the point. As we were walking, one of the guys was acting weird, so they killed him. Then, another guy showed up and asked what all this nonsense was about, and then a big fight broke out. You know how it is.

Amko, what were you smoking? Got any more?

Smoking is so last century. What don't you like about those mushrooms?))

Well, it seems like this thread was created for this kind of nonsense, as I understood from the first post.
P.S. Nothing interesting.

I have a frame in my apartment.
I'm overpowered, and my pet is a llama.

"On the problem of self-determination"
Once, I was walking through a cemetery with a dog named Cat and decided to hunt some wild ducks that were just starting to lay eggs. I threw a fork and hit a duck in the fin. I shouted to my dog: "Cat, fetch!" And she fell and died of self-determination.

"On conservatism"
Once, a swarm of worms found an apple and settled in it. The worms ate the apple, and everyone was happy. They established control and didn't let anyone into their apple. But over time, the apple turned into manure. Then the worms started eating it with twice the energy and telling everyone how delicious it was. They talked about a second coming and that soon everything would be as good as it was with them. One day, they came up with a plan. They climbed into the toilet and poured yeast into it. The manure bubbled and spilled all over the garden, spoiling all the apples. But the conservative worms didn't see this because they died of happiness.

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