Alucard
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"On the problem of self-determination"
Once, I was walking through a cemetery with a dog named Cat and decided to hunt some wild ducks that were just starting to lay eggs. I threw a fork and hit a duck in the fin. I shouted to my dog: "Cat, fetch!" And she fell and died of self-determination.
"On conservatism"
Once, a swarm of worms found an apple and settled in it. The worms ate the apple, and everyone was happy. They established control and didn't let anyone into their apple. But over time, the apple turned into manure. Then the worms started eating it with twice the energy and telling everyone how delicious it was. They talked about a second coming and that soon everything would be as good as it was with them. One day, they came up with a plan. They climbed into the toilet and poured yeast into it. The manure bubbled and spilled all over the garden, spoiling all the apples. But the conservative worms didn't see this because they died of happiness.
Once, I was walking through a cemetery with a dog named Cat and decided to hunt some wild ducks that were just starting to lay eggs. I threw a fork and hit a duck in the fin. I shouted to my dog: "Cat, fetch!" And she fell and died of self-determination.
"On conservatism"
Once, a swarm of worms found an apple and settled in it. The worms ate the apple, and everyone was happy. They established control and didn't let anyone into their apple. But over time, the apple turned into manure. Then the worms started eating it with twice the energy and telling everyone how delicious it was. They talked about a second coming and that soon everything would be as good as it was with them. One day, they came up with a plan. They climbed into the toilet and poured yeast into it. The manure bubbled and spilled all over the garden, spoiling all the apples. But the conservative worms didn't see this because they died of happiness.
Нет, я же Гитлер.