Factory of Crazy, Zany, and Bizarre things, or Beware, the Munchausenites are Inside!

I browsed the forum and noticed that it was severely lacking in nonsense, and it would be good to organize a factory for its production. I took up the blueprints and went to the construction site; I built this factory in about 4 seconds, and here it is, the Nonsense Factory (What Kind of Nonsense). The workers at this factory write crazy stories and tales in the style of Munchausen about themselves, forum members, politics, the internet, music, etc. For example, "I was walking through the forest one day and shot a cherry pit at a hacker; a peach tree grew on his head, and he died of his own importance." The stories should be substantial but not too long, should have a main idea, and be logically complete. That is, nonsense should not be the goal, but a means to an end. In general, absurdity and flooding are all welcome. I'll come back in the evening and write something.