Humor in Heroes of Might and Magic V. — General

SEVER

7/11/2006 10:39 PM UTC

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I find the comments on the weekly names in version 1.1 amusing (like "the number of hamsters and berserker hamsters doubles").
Also, the Sphinx has some funny answer options for the riddles.

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Pyatka

7/17/2006 6:23 PM UTC

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SEVER;18894

I find the comments on the weekly names in 1.1 amusing (like "the number of hamsters and berserker hamsters doubles")
And the Sphinx also has some funny answer options for the riddles.

That's pretty cool. I had something similar happen to me. An enemy with a huge army approaches my city. It's the middle of the week. I could buy a lot of units, but I don't. He stands there for a few days, and I don't buy any units. And he gets offended that no one is there to meet him, so he leaves without capturing the city. That's how it went.

Надежда умирает с последним!

http://www.medievalage.ru/?273668434518

http://r.carnage.ru/?1000514182

DeniusM

7/30/2006 10:13 PM UTC

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Yes, the AI does some strange things: it ignores undefended towns, creates heroes, and then goes off to capture the same mine over and over again (there were 2 other mines nearby, but it didn't touch them). Sometimes you have to run around the entire map chasing a hero with only one fairy.

А у нас план... Погост!
DeniusM:cool:

Rean

7/31/2006 6:42 AM UTC

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A HEROIC FOLK SONG:

Crashes! Crashes! Crashes in local multiplayer!
Desynchronization! 3 hours down the drain!

We gathered to play,
And tear each other apart.
I was playing as the Goblins,
And my wife – as the Undead.

Crashes! Crashes! Crashes in local multiplayer!
Desynchronization! 3 hours down the drain!

3 weeks spent on the game -
2 hours in a workday.
On "The Last Hope"
Turn transitions are slow.

Crashes! Crashes! Crashes in local multiplayer!
Desynchronization! 3 hours down the drain!

And on the 3rd hour
I cornered my wife in the forest,
Switched to battle mode,
And hurried to deploy my troops.
I deployed them. Then my wife:
"I can't see anything!
Where are you, my dear husband?
Or are you just not up to fighting?"

Crashes! Crashes! Crashes in local multiplayer!
Desynchronization! 3 hours down the drain!

It turned out that she
Couldn't see me at all...

Crashes! Crashes! Crashes in local multiplayer!
Desynchronization! 3 hours down the drain!

In short, it's a sad song...

:):):):)

taken from here:http://forum.nival.com/rus//topic/at/518100/

Author: ILRA

Rean's Ghost :smile24:

SEVER

7/31/2006 9:48 PM UTC

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By the way, take a closer look at Isabel (but don't look at the portrait, look at the cutscenes from the campaign)... there's a clear resemblance to Nicole Kidman))))

And the first mission in the campaign for the Sylvan faction, "Refugees," is very similar to the Georgian-Abkhazian conflict (I hope you're following the news?:))... And in this case, Georgia plays the role of the Necropolis faction:)

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Vlad

7/31/2006 11:50 PM UTC

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And after taking a closer look at the skin... in the game... my sister said that Lord Zehir looks like Dima Bilan and his voice is the same...

С уважением, Vlad

HeroesWorld: В контакте
http://vk.com/heroesworld

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Rean

8/4/2006 4:05 PM UTC

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Author: Fagotin

Once upon a time, all the heroes gathered to discuss their SUPER abilities!

First, the Elf boasts:
- Absolute luck, that's what I'm talking about – it's a powerful thing! Whatever I do, it always turns out to my advantage. Watch this!
The Elf picks up a pine cone and tosses it in the air. The pine cone accidentally hits a passing pigeon, the pigeon swerves, a hawk aiming at it misses and crashes into a tree, involuntarily relieving itself on the Necromancer's bald spot.
Necromancer: Ugh!
Everyone: Oooooh!
Mage: I knew it would happen!
The satisfied Elf turns to the Dark Elf: What can you do?
Dark Elf: - I can see!
Everyone: - How so?
Mage: I know.
The Dark Elf rolls her eyes, sways in a trance, and says in a ghostly voice: I see, I see that my element is fire! - Then she points at the Elf: And yours is fire too!
Elf: So what?
Dark Elf: And that's it!
Everyone: Uuuuuu…
Dark Elf: And the Knight has water!
With these words, she lightly taps the Knight on the finger, a flash, and the Knight flies into the bushes.
Everyone: Oooooh!
Mage: I knew it would happen.
The Knight flies out of the bushes, and with a cry of "and I can do this!" he punches the Elf in the face with a gauntleted fist. Now the Elf flies into the bushes.
Mage: I knew he would do that.
Everyone: Mage, you're annoying!
Mage: What? It's my ability to know everything.
Knight: Then guess, will I hit you on your cheeky, know-it-all face or not?
Mage: You won't hit me.
Knight: You're wrong!
The Mage flies into the bushes, knocking the Dark Elf who is climbing out of them.
The indignant Dark Elf: Your element is air! And mine is earth!
The Mage flies away from the elemental attack into other bushes.
Demon: And I…
Everyone: And you just be quiet, as the weakest one at the start!
Demon, offended: But I can do this!
Next to the Demon, a portal opens, and a copy of the Demon without a head falls out and lands on the ground.
Everyone: What is that?
Demon, pointing to the headless body: This is instant Gate! With the Swarming Gate ability! Otherwise, he would have only appeared up to his waist.
Knight: That's awesome! If you pull this off in battle, all my troops will die laughing, except for the monks - they have no sense of humor.
Necromancer, finally wiping the hawk's gift off his bald spot: Ugh!
Everyone, turning to the Necromancer: What can you do?
Necromancer, shyly: Sing…
Everyone: Well, sing.
Necromancer, clearing his throat: Che-o-orny vo-o-oron! What are you doing…
Knight: He sings so soulfully, Elrat, it brings tears to my eyes...!
He hugs the Dark Elf, everyone cries.
Mage, climbing out of the bushes: And I know why he's doing that!...

Rean's Ghost :smile24:

Roleplayer

8/4/2006 9:18 PM UTC

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Rean
He laughed a lot, tell Fagotin to keep writing =))

Week of Hamster.
Weekly Hamster and Berserk Combat Hamster production doubles. :D

Rean

8/5/2006 6:06 AM UTC

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Author: Dedko_Borodach

"A fierce battle is raging all around, and you just want to rest, relax, and have a snack?
Consume Corpse - Take a break, eat a corpse!"

Rean's Ghost :smile24:

Woody Woodpeker

8/5/2006 6:42 AM UTC

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Baa, sure, but it’s funny)).

Агрессивная фанатка героя с аватара...

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RomaShSh

8/5/2006 7:00 AM UTC

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Tengro;18284

And how big was his army?

A 6-week influx!

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Nowizard

8/14/2006 5:28 PM UTC

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Rean;23368

Author: Fagotin

Once upon a time, all the heroes gathered to discuss their SUPER abilities!

First, the Elf boasts:
- Absolute luck, that's what I'm talking about – it's a powerful thing! Whatever I do, it always turns out to my advantage. Watch this!
The Elf picks up a pine cone and tosses it in the air. The pine cone accidentally hits a passing pigeon, the pigeon swerves, a hawk aiming at it misses and crashes into a tree, involuntarily relieving itself on the Necromancer's bald spot.
Necromancer: Ugh!
Everyone: Oooooh!
Mage: I knew it would happen!
The satisfied Elf turns to the Dark Elf: What can you do?
Dark Elf: - I can see!
Everyone: - How so?
Mage: I know.
The Dark Elf rolls her eyes, sways in a trance, and says in a ghostly voice: I see, I see that my element is fire! - Then she points at the Elf: And yours is fire too!
Elf: So what?
Dark Elf: And that's it!
Everyone: Uuuuuu…
Dark Elf: And the Knight's element is water!
With these words, she gently taps the Knight on the finger, a flash, and the Knight flies into the bushes.
Everyone: Oooooh!
Mage: I knew it would happen.
The Knight flies out of the bushes, and with a cry of "and I can do this!" he punches the Elf with his fist in a gauntleted glove. Now the Elf flies into the bushes.
Mage: I knew he would do that.
Everyone: Mage, you're annoying!
Mage: What? It's my ability to know everything.
Knight: Then guess, will I punch you in your cheeky, know-it-all face or not?
Mage: You won't.
Knight: You're wrong!
The Mage flies into the bushes, knocking the Dark Elf out of them.
The indignant Dark Elf: Your element is air! And mine is earth!
The Mage flies away from the elemental attack into other bushes.
Demon: And I…
Everyone: And you just be quiet, as the weakest one at the start!
Demon, offended: But I can do this!
Next to the Demon, a portal opens, and a copy of the Demon without a head falls out and lands on the ground.
Everyone: What is that?
Demon, pointing to the headless body: This is instant Gate! With the Swarming Gate ability! Otherwise, he would have only appeared up to his waist.
Knight: That's awesome! If you do that in battle, all my troops will die laughing, except for the monks - they have no sense of humor.
Necromancer, finally wiping the hawk's gift off his bald spot: Ugh!
Everyone, turning to the Necromancer: What can you do?
Necromancer, shyly: Sing…
Everyone: Well, sing.
Necromancer, clearing his throat: Black raven! What are you doing…
Knight: He sings so soulfully, Elrat, it brings tears to my eyes...!
He hugs the Dark Elf, everyone cries.
Mage, crawling out of the bushes: And I know why he's doing that!...

YOU ROCK!)):D :D :D
Regarding "hamsters," there are some in Heroes of Might and Magic 1.2. I also find weeks like "Squirrel Week" amusing. Not the best week if you're a hazelnut.

Бог есть любовь