Humor in Heroes of Might and Magic V.

A HEROIC FOLK SONG:

Crashes! Crashes! Crashes in local multiplayer!
Desynchronization! 3 hours down the drain!

We gathered to play,
And tear each other apart.
I was playing as the Goblins,
And my wife – as the Undead.

Crashes! Crashes! Crashes in local multiplayer!
Desynchronization! 3 hours down the drain!

3 weeks spent on the game -
2 hours in a workday.
On "The Last Hope"
Turn transitions are slow.

Crashes! Crashes! Crashes in local multiplayer!
Desynchronization! 3 hours down the drain!

And on the 3rd hour
I cornered my wife in the forest,
Switched to battle mode,
And hurried to deploy my troops.
I deployed them. Then my wife:
"I can't see anything!
Where are you, my dear husband?
Or are you just not up to fighting?"

Crashes! Crashes! Crashes in local multiplayer!
Desynchronization! 3 hours down the drain!

It turned out that she
Couldn't see me at all...

Crashes! Crashes! Crashes in local multiplayer!
Desynchronization! 3 hours down the drain!

In short, it's a sad song...

:):):):)

taken from here:http://forum.nival.com/rus//topic/at/518100/

Author: ILRA