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P.S. And I also like blue color, lol.

Actually, I like the color of the nickname I created more than the standard one.

And what's wrong with aliens? Essentially, all intelligent/non-intelligent beings in Star Wars are aliens to each other. So, I would even be happy to meet them :D

5) Just a regular walk around Omsk, what's so special about it? )

:D

well, I don't know, the first option seems very doubtful. What kind of girls sleep in a dumpster? Usually, homeless people hang out nearby. The second option is okay, but for something like that to happen to me... hehe, even if I slip (which has already happened), I won't fall. I know how to keep my balance (in the worst case, I'll sit down somehow without hurting myself, I'll squat on my knee or something). The third option is also hard to imagine, because I don't walk around cemeteries at night... only in the morning The fourth option is also quite normal, because it's not a given that... The fifth is the most unpleasant (in my opinion), but it's also very difficult for it to happen (unless you're from Omsk, of course). The sixth has already happened to me. I rarely drink coffee, and I don't remember the last time I drank it while at the computer. P.S. I've choked on water, but that's the same as choking on food. It's just a normal cough, without any of that :-!

I understand what the catch is :) - A poll for girls :D

yes, and I also don't want to disappoint the girl! that's the main argument for the 5th option)))
she's waiting for you there, poor thing, and you're hanging out with alcoholics and thugs, letting them beat you up and make you puke.

Wake up in the morning in bed, naked, with a glass of wine on the table, and pleasant music playing. With a guy.

If I were a girl, I would be happy:O

Aliens. They waited for me in the bathroom one time. They are so scary! You can't imagine! They talked to me and asked me to come with them. They said that their skin-emo friends were waiting for them and wanted to talk to someone, and they would all talk to me... So I resorted to the last option, I vomited in the bathtub and on the aliens, and also on the mirror. They got offended, but they said they would come back for me...

From the Chronicles of Maggot:
I remember waking up, seeing the light, and being somewhat surprised – after all, I was lying in a dumpster, and to top it off, cuddling with a stranger. But after taking a closer look, I was surprised again. What could such a beautiful girl be doing in a dumpster?
Leaving her undisturbed, I left (naturally, taking the stinky clothes from the dumpster with me).
I couldn't remember who I was; my head was aching.
Stopping in the center of the market, I gazed at a tall building; there was a huge "poster" on it, and it featured that same girl from the dumpster! While I was staring upwards, a passerby bumped into me – I slipped and fell.
It was unpleasant because I fell on my tailbone!
Night fell, and I wandered around, not knowing what I wanted. Lost in thought, I entered a cemetery and, unfortunately, encountered some not-so-friendly Emo-skinheads who needed to vent. I ran as fast as I could; I remember something heavy hitting my head… then darkness.
The next morning, I woke up in a five-star hotel, naked again! Pleasant music (In Flames) was playing in the room, and a glass of wine was on the table. On the other half of the bed lay some guy (as it turned out, a gay man).
----Time passes----. An old woman from the neighboring apartment called the police! She saw some guy beating up her neighbor. When the police arrived (aha-aha :D), they only found the naked gay man's corpse and a trashed apartment... As well as a missing biker outfit (the gay man was a Baker). But they didn't know the main thing: 10,000 dollars were missing.
I arranged a date with that same girl near the old boulevard in Omsk. I headed there, full of hope. I wasn't thinking about anything. ----Break----. Arriving at the date, I apologized for being late and, most importantly, for my appearance – I was covered in filth and beaten up. But it didn't matter; she forgave me. Together, we rented an apartment, and after a romantic dinner, we...

they occupied the bathroom... well, they wanted to, but it was already occupied by aliens, so we had to watch as Battlefront was being downloaded and drink coffee, and then the girl choked and... :O

Battlefront was downloaded, but... the .exe file doesn't work.

it’s fate)

Isn't she cute and lovely? :rolleyes: Hmm, if I were a coordinator, would I be able to upload an avatar of this size? :D

Add us to your VKontakte.

yes, I added my own one to VKontakte, and I'm very happy with it).

~I am away from contacts F

Haha, you're right! Could it be that the boring admins were afraid of Ayla Secura taking over VKontakte? o0

#Pew! Pew! GSOOOOM! - Oh no, she's almost broken through to the central reactor of boredom! Gather all the stormtrooper squads... pew-pew *lightsaber sounds*
followed by unintelligible shouts of "eat my boots, pew, you idiot" and the death cries of the stormtroopers.