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well, I don't know, the first option seems very doubtful. What kind of girls sleep in a dumpster? Usually, homeless people hang out nearby.
The second option is okay, but for something like that to happen to me... hehe, even if I slip (which has already happened), I won't fall. I know how to keep my balance (in the worst case, I'll sit down somehow without hurting myself, I'll squat on my knee or something).
The third option is also hard to imagine, because I don't walk around cemeteries at night... only in the morning
The fourth option is also quite normal, because it's not a given that...
The fifth is the most unpleasant (in my opinion), but it's also very difficult for it to happen (unless you're from Omsk, of course).
The sixth has already happened to me.
I rarely drink coffee, and I don't remember the last time I drank it while at the computer. P.S. I've choked on water, but that's the same as choking on food. It's just a normal cough, without any of that :-!