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From the Chronicles of Maggot:
I remember waking up, seeing the light, and being somewhat surprised – after all, I was lying in a dumpster, and to top it off, cuddling with a stranger. But after taking a closer look, I was surprised again. What could such a beautiful girl be doing in a dumpster?
Leaving her undisturbed, I left (naturally, taking the stinky clothes from the dumpster with me).
I couldn't remember who I was; my head was aching.
Stopping in the center of the market, I gazed at a tall building; there was a huge "poster" on it, and it featured that same girl from the dumpster! While I was staring upwards, a passerby bumped into me – I slipped and fell.
It was unpleasant because I fell on my tailbone!
Night fell, and I wandered around, not knowing what I wanted. Lost in thought, I entered a cemetery and, unfortunately, encountered some not-so-friendly Emo-skinheads who needed to vent. I ran as fast as I could; I remember something heavy hitting my head… then darkness.
The next morning, I woke up in a five-star hotel, naked again! Pleasant music (In Flames) was playing in the room, and a glass of wine was on the table. On the other half of the bed lay some guy (as it turned out, a gay man).
----Time passes----. An old woman from the neighboring apartment called the police! She saw some guy beating up her neighbor. When the police arrived (aha-aha :D), they only found the naked gay man's corpse and a trashed apartment... As well as a missing biker outfit (the gay man was a Baker). But they didn't know the main thing: 10,000 dollars were missing.
I arranged a date with that same girl near the old boulevard in Omsk. I headed there, full of hope. I wasn't thinking about anything. ----Break----. Arriving at the date, I apologized for being late and, most importantly, for my appearance – I was covered in filth and beaten up. But it didn't matter; she forgave me. Together, we rented an apartment, and after a romantic dinner, we...
I remember waking up, seeing the light, and being somewhat surprised – after all, I was lying in a dumpster, and to top it off, cuddling with a stranger. But after taking a closer look, I was surprised again. What could such a beautiful girl be doing in a dumpster?
Leaving her undisturbed, I left (naturally, taking the stinky clothes from the dumpster with me).
I couldn't remember who I was; my head was aching.
Stopping in the center of the market, I gazed at a tall building; there was a huge "poster" on it, and it featured that same girl from the dumpster! While I was staring upwards, a passerby bumped into me – I slipped and fell.
It was unpleasant because I fell on my tailbone!
Night fell, and I wandered around, not knowing what I wanted. Lost in thought, I entered a cemetery and, unfortunately, encountered some not-so-friendly Emo-skinheads who needed to vent. I ran as fast as I could; I remember something heavy hitting my head… then darkness.
The next morning, I woke up in a five-star hotel, naked again! Pleasant music (In Flames) was playing in the room, and a glass of wine was on the table. On the other half of the bed lay some guy (as it turned out, a gay man).
----Time passes----. An old woman from the neighboring apartment called the police! She saw some guy beating up her neighbor. When the police arrived (aha-aha :D), they only found the naked gay man's corpse and a trashed apartment... As well as a missing biker outfit (the gay man was a Baker). But they didn't know the main thing: 10,000 dollars were missing.
I arranged a date with that same girl near the old boulevard in Omsk. I headed there, full of hope. I wasn't thinking about anything. ----Break----. Arriving at the date, I apologized for being late and, most importantly, for my appearance – I was covered in filth and beaten up. But it didn't matter; she forgave me. Together, we rented an apartment, and after a romantic dinner, we...