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Issue #37 of the Samizdat Almanac

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The Rybinsk-40 TV channel.

Sum 41 .

Stay Alive (LOST) 4 8 15 16 23 42

And I live in apartment number 42, so my neighbor lives in apartment number 43!

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MP 46 Hectorra 2 Tire

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AK-47 .

Pilot - 48

Today I will pretend to be a dog.
I will sneak out of my chamber at night.
Limping with my hind leg,
I will find my way to kind people.
But the people will not help. I am a player myself:
I know who is a pawn and who is a king.
On the cage, I will write the password of love with the number 48.

I will open my mouth.
Place there a practical remedy
For a deep sleep.
Birds will cover
My head with an intricate blanket.
But if unseen creatures
Suddenly claim their rights to my trail,
Look for me! Find me!

The doors are ajar. My beasts are waiting at the threshold.
They will peck me in the ceremonial bird.
Squirrels will mark the trail with their tails.
A blind bird flies - two rings
On the fingers of the foresters.
Seven elements guard it.
And blue will replace the north for it.

I will open my mouth.
Place there a practical remedy
For a deep sleep.
Birds will cover
My head with an intricate blanket.
But if unseen creatures
Suddenly claim their rights to my trail,
Look for me! Find me!

What a bitter surprise it was for the inspectors when they found neither flour, nor pepper, nor household soap, nor peasant troughs, nor textiles, nor rice in the store. The shelves, counters, boxes, and barrels were all empty. Only in the middle of the store, on the floor, stood giant hunting boots, size forty-nine, with yellow cardboard soles, reaching towards the ceiling, and a dimly flickering automatic cash register "Natsional" could be seen in a glass booth, its nickel-plated female bust adorned with colorful buttons.

(c) Ilf and Petrov. The Golden Calf.
a classic...

let's look at the picture:)

The Elektronika MK-52 is a programmable microcalculator with reverse Polish notation, designed for performing engineering calculations. It belongs to the third generation of Soviet programmable calculators.