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What shall we name the establishment?
Added 45 minutes ago
I was just thinking, at this rate... UPYACHKA WILL CONQUER THE WORLD. Is this the end of the world I was thinking about?:( I was hoping that B.A.K. would bring monsters from Half-Life here:(
P.S. When they launch the Collider, I'm opening my store, and I'll be making t-shirts like this:
Added 1 hour 18 minutes ago
Hmm, who should I tell about my terrible dream?
So... it was about me being sent to Hell. It turns out it's not as cool as I thought. Basically, I was brought before a court, and they told me I was an idiot and that I would be sent to Hell for all my evil deeds. Well, I got into an elevator, and it was plastered with posters... about some guy from Tokyo Hotel... and then, I got into a truck, and they drove me through "Hell." Maybe I shouldn't be telling this... It's all so awful... Okay, fine. So, there were... pink elephants! Everything was so rainbow-colored, cute, the sun was shining and smiling (and there's nothing more disgusting than a sun with eyes and a mouth), and I threw up several times.
So, we arrived, and they rolled out a red carpet, gave me slippers with bunnies on them, and said, "Go ahead."
So I went, and I met Satan.
And he turned out to be... Ugh... a creature with tentacles, cute little eyes, an emo-style fringe, well, you get the idea... In short, "ugh."
So I insulted him and told him I hated "kawaii."
He sent me to the cutest warden.
And she turned out to be some cute blonde with a crooked face and cute little eyes. Her body was pretty good, though. They made me undress.
She said, "What are you afraid of?" I said, "Ha-ha-ha, I'm not afraid of anything," and then she said she would cut off my... well, you know what... So I got scared... :O She said that if I didn't want to please her, she would cut it off... So I agreed... There was a lot more that happened, but I'm too lazy to tell you.
So, this is how I will become king... the monster devours everyone, and then I will fight it and win! Muahahaha.
By the way, I killed a guy today by shooting him four times with a pistol. The first shot was in his left arm, then in his leg, then in his other leg, and finally in his chest, after which he died... well, damn, he had it coming, he shouldn't have taken us hostage (there were a lot of people, almost all of them were acquaintances))... I don't know where his two guys went, maybe they also died somehow... although he could have been spared, he didn't really threaten us, but... he just did too much evil, I couldn't forgive him... fat pig (for some reason, in dreams, villains are always fat guys, maybe sometimes bald and not very handsome))).
And did you know that corpses are later cut into pieces? That's how it was in my dream))) It's just strange that the meat was without skin... maybe they already took it off? But it's too fast.
Hmm, I killed him without any regret... maybe because he was a dark and evil person.
Heh, this isn't my first murder ^_^
P.S. In general, all evil people will face a similar fate!))))) Beware! xD
Hmm, I killed him without any regret... maybe because he was a dark and evil person.
P.S. in general, all evil people will face a similar fate!))))) beware! xD
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Wow, almost 666 ^__^
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I created a character in SP, here's what I got
Except the ones we've made

Here...
Except the ones we've made
My last account there was banned for no reason... just because I chose an unusual nickname...
I was doing it on some fan site.
Except the ones we've made
Except the ones we've made
I don't have time to get distracted.
And I'm also working on a webpage at the same time.
Except the ones we've made