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Patched Ex? Unbelievable...
Added 45 minutes ago
I was just thinking, at this rate... UPYACHKA WILL CONQUER THE WORLD. Is this the end of the world I was thinking about?:( I was hoping that B.A.K. would bring monsters from Half-Life here:(
P.S. When they launch the Collider, I'm opening my store, and I'll be making t-shirts like this:
Added 1 hour 18 minutes ago
Hmm, who should I tell about my terrible dream?
So... it was about me being sent to Hell. It turns out it's not as cool as I thought. Basically, I was brought before a court, and they told me I was an idiot and that I would be sent to Hell for all my evil deeds. Well, I got into an elevator, and it was plastered with posters... about some guy from Tokyo Hotel... and then, I got into a truck, and they drove me through "Hell." Maybe I shouldn't be telling this... It's all so awful... Okay, fine. So, there were... pink elephants! Everything was so rainbow-colored, cute, the sun was shining and smiling (and there's nothing more disgusting than a sun with eyes and a mouth), and I threw up several times.
So, we arrived, and they rolled out a red carpet, gave me slippers with bunnies on them, and said, "Go ahead."
So I went, and I met Satan.
And he turned out to be... Ugh... a creature with tentacles, cute little eyes, an emo-style fringe, well, you get the idea... In short, "ugh."
So I insulted him and told him I hated "kawaii."
He sent me to the cutest warden.
And she turned out to be some cute blonde with a crooked face and cute little eyes. Her body was pretty good, though. They made me undress.
She said, "What are you afraid of?" I said, "Ha-ha-ha, I'm not afraid of anything," and then she said she would cut off my... well, you know what... So I got scared... :O She said that if I didn't want to please her, she would cut it off... So I agreed... There was a lot more that happened, but I'm too lazy to tell you.
Added 45 minutes ago
I was just thinking, at this rate... UPYACHKA WILL CONQUER THE WORLD. Is this the end of the world I was thinking about?:( I was hoping that B.A.K. would bring monsters from Half-Life here:(
P.S. When they launch the Collider, I'm opening my store, and I'll be making t-shirts like this:
Added 1 hour 18 minutes ago
Hmm, who should I tell about my terrible dream?
So... it was about me being sent to Hell. It turns out it's not as cool as I thought. Basically, I was brought before a court, and they told me I was an idiot and that I would be sent to Hell for all my evil deeds. Well, I got into an elevator, and it was plastered with posters... about some guy from Tokyo Hotel... and then, I got into a truck, and they drove me through "Hell." Maybe I shouldn't be telling this... It's all so awful... Okay, fine. So, there were... pink elephants! Everything was so rainbow-colored, cute, the sun was shining and smiling (and there's nothing more disgusting than a sun with eyes and a mouth), and I threw up several times.
So, we arrived, and they rolled out a red carpet, gave me slippers with bunnies on them, and said, "Go ahead."
So I went, and I met Satan.
And he turned out to be... Ugh... a creature with tentacles, cute little eyes, an emo-style fringe, well, you get the idea... In short, "ugh."
So I insulted him and told him I hated "kawaii."
He sent me to the cutest warden.
And she turned out to be some cute blonde with a crooked face and cute little eyes. Her body was pretty good, though. They made me undress.
She said, "What are you afraid of?" I said, "Ha-ha-ha, I'm not afraid of anything," and then she said she would cut off my... well, you know what... So I got scared... :O She said that if I didn't want to please her, she would cut it off... So I agreed... There was a lot more that happened, but I'm too lazy to tell you.