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#202
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...but not where it's supposed to, and it explodes and burns you)
I'm flying to Mars...
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Настоящего не существует. Есть только ближайшее прошлое и скорейшее будущее.

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#204
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...and he kept bothering me. Anime fans showed up (along with my little mice) and started killing me with terrible cruelty, imagining themselves as Naruto.
I'm talking...
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Настоящего не существует. Есть только ближайшее прошлое и скорейшее будущее.

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#205
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...but the tongue twister is difficult to pronounce.
I'm breaking down the door to the room where the cookies are...

P.S. They were supposedly rock-and-roll mice from Mars in the Russian translation.
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
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#206
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...at that moment, someone opened the door, and you flew in like a bullet, colliding with the opposite wall.

I'm cutting my veins...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#207
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...But suddenly you froze
joining a clan...
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Настоящего не существует. Есть только ближайшее прошлое и скорейшее будущее.

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#208
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...but they don't accept you))(never mind, it's cliché)

I smash bricks with my head (my head is strong, it won't get hurt).


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#210
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...and suddenly realized that it wasn't very sturdy...
I look at the monitor...
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Настоящего не существует. Есть только ближайшее прошлое и скорейшее будущее.

#211
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...Freddy Krueger appears on the monitor (a living embodiment of that old man ;) ) and drags you in with his clawed hands. We're waiting for the continuation of the scene :)

I'm trying to crush an ant with a sledgehammer...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
In reply to Майор Вихрь
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#212
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...but he kept pecking, trying to hit it, and dug a hole around it, eventually falling underground.
I'm tormenting the crows, trying to stuff cheese into their beaks...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
#213
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And then you realize that you are a god, because the fable says: "A crow was given a piece of cheese by God somewhere...". And you go about doing your cunning/noble (underline the appropriate one) deeds.

I'm trying to charge from an outlet (220 volts)...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#214
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...let's add some water, for flavor)))

I'm taking the battery apart...


Барон
"Vampires"

Отдай свои прошлые сны,
В сомненьях себя обрети,
В бешеном танце душа кружится!
Не думай, что будет потом,
Здесь и сейчас мы живем,
Стань хоть на миг сам собой, слышишь!



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#215
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...And it's already disassembled.
I dream of Heroes of Might and Magic VI...
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Настоящего не существует. Есть только ближайшее прошлое и скорейшее будущее.

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#216
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...but they will never be released.

I'm freezing under the window...
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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#217
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...suddenly, an absurd thought crossed my mind to deviate from it.
I'm breaking the flash drive...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made