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Oh, what a great topic!!! Aside from HeroesWorld, I am also a member of a cooking forum, and I'm ready to share some of the simplest recipes with our Heroes fans.
So, "Chip" Salad
Take a large flat plate, line it with fresh lettuce leaves, and along the edge alternately place halved cherry tomatoes and boiled quail eggs (that's how the recipe goes, but in real life I always make the salad from regular eggs and tomatoes; feeding a hero, which my beloved husband is, with tiny morsels is unbecoming, and it's much cheaper too), in the center put diced and fried ham, generously sprinkle crushed chips on top, and drizzle with a sauce: a 1:1 mixture of mayonnaise and mustard (I've long replaced mayonnaise with homemade yogurt — if you're interested, I can tell you how to really make live yogurts).
"Japanese Nightmare" Sushi
It's called that because all the ingredients are our Russian ones, i.e., those you can buy at the nearest store without any fuss, but my family, who have visited every sushi bar in Chelyabinsk, appreciated my creations and assured me the sushi was amazing (though they might be shamelessly lying :eek: ).
The most important thing is to cook the rice properly. To do this, take ordinary, non-parboiled Krasnodar rice (forget about special "sushi rice" — it's the same thing, only costs several times more), rinse it, and fill it with cold water up to three fingers deep. When it boils, reduce the heat. When the water is almost gone, cover tightly with a lid and prepare the seasoning: about half a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar (per cup of rice) diluted with water in a 1:1 ratio, add sugar and salt, mix into the rice, and using a spatula, cut through the surface of the rice rather than stirring it (to avoid turning it into mush). And the rice is ready!
The first non-Russian thing needed for this is a sushi mat. On it, you place the second thing — nori (pressed seaweed). On the nori (almost like Nur, the mage heroine!!!!), spread the rice, press it down with a spoon, lightly spread the third thing — wasabi (a kind of Japanese horseradish; I haven't figured out what to replace this horseradish with yet). Leaving a 1 cm margin from the edge, put strips of lightly salted fish (the Japanese, of course, recommend fresh, but raw fish — brrrrr, and I can't be sure of its freshness at home, but lightly salted is perfect!), next to it, strips of fresh cucumber (you can use avocado, but let's skip that foreign stuff!). Then a Japanese person would top it with expensive Philadelphia cheese, but folks, Viola in tubs is just as good, or any other cream cheese sold in tubs. Gently take the end of the mat and roll it into a roll. Put it in the refrigerator for about 15 minutes (so it sets), slice into pieces about 2 cm thick, and the hero's dinner is ready!!!!
Hero's Breakfast "Buns with a Lid"
Cut a loaf (an unsalted type of bread) into pieces two fingers thick, carefully cut out the center (I use a shot glass to press it out for aesthetics). Place the hollow buns and their "lids" in MILK for half a minute.
Take the buns and lids out of the milk and put them on a heated frying pan with BUTTER,
fry on both sides.
Into the center of each bun, right on the hot frying pan, put finely chopped BOILED SAUSAGE,
grated CHEESE (I prefer Parmesan), and crack an EGG.
Immediately close the filled "hole" with the lid, press down firmly,
add salt, pepper, maybe some herbs on top, and cover with a lid.
In 5 minutes, the dish is ready.
"Student" Pies
Why named that? First, they're very cheap (saving our scholarship for girls and Heroes traffic), and second, very fast (time for study, a minute for lunch, a lifetime for Heroes).
So, all ingredients are calculated for a hearty breakfast for two hearty heroes.
Cut one thin lavash evenly (I think this term is familiar to everyone, but for those who don't know — into equal squares) into 6 pieces. Put the filling in the center — 2 grated processed cheese slices + 1 raw egg + lots of your favorite herbs (just no green onions, let's leave those for grandma's pies with onion and egg; I recommend parsley!). Fold the lavash into an envelope, and put it in a frying pan with oil. Fry for 2 minutes on one side, flip, and the same on the other (while you're wrapping the next batch, the first one is already ready!!!!!).
Bon appetit!!! (Unfortunately, I don't have photos of these pies; they never last long enough to be photographed).
Evening comes — some heroes... go to sleep, while others... invite the ladies of their hearts for an aperitif. Here is that very aperitif.
"Fruity" Punch
In advance, take two oranges, slice them thinly, and pour 100 ml of vodka (about half a glass) over them. Then take 0.7 liters of dry white wine and mix it with 1 liter of juice (orange, grape, or clear apple juice). If you have it, but it's optional, add 2 glasses of good brut (dry champagne). Toss in a handful of halved grapes, the oranges with their soak... and... you drink the punch while the lady of your heart eats the drunken fruits, and everyone has equal fun!!!
If anyone is interested in anything else, you can ask me on ICQ for my page on the cooking forum, or just ask in this topic.