I can make scrambled eggs with sausage :)
Seriously, I can cook in principle (let's say - IN THEORY), but I don't like it :) Mostly, my parents cook everything, sometimes they make me, but very rarely, because I CONSTANTLY forget to salt the food :) In principle, I love to cook things that are easy to make, I mess around with various baked goods like pizzas (although what's so hard about making them), sometimes IN EXTREMELY RARE CASES (read: in theory) if I'm asked, I help cook pies and salads. Scrambled eggs and omelets are definitely my thing :) This is the only dish that I don't mind cooking :) However, I think I wouldn't have enough sausage :) I love omelet with cauliflower (the cauliflower is boiled, then lightly fried, then poured over with a mixture of milk and eggs, and then - like a regular omelet, DON'T FORGET TO SALT!), I also love scrambled eggs with bread, sometimes I get creative: I cut the bread, sausages, fry them, pour them with egg and sprinkle with grated cheese and herbs, by the way, it's quite tasty :) Often I do this: I cut a slice of black bread (it tastes better), cut out the middle, fry the middle separately, the crust separately on one side, then I turn the crust over, pour it with egg, salt it, and finish frying it like scrambled eggs, it's very tasty :) I like to make meringue (or is it called meringue? Anyway, it's egg whites whipped with sugar, then baked). In general, if it weren't for my laziness, I would gladly devote myself to cooking :)
I haven't seen a topic like this before, respect! :)

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