Posts from A small pub near Fludoscarr. Auto-translated

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*a SOBER Siever pops up*
-Ooo, greetings, mademoiselle, in this... uh... establishment. As the service manager, I'd like to offer you some top-notch dishes! Just now, the chef will... uh... arrive and prepare something from his signature Italian cuisine! And in the meantime, I can offer our new quick dish - Cat-on-a-Stick! Only a couple of coins per piece!

*tacks a flyer to the bulletin board*
"A new, previously unknown artifact of Tupac has been found. I will sell it to interested parties for 10,000 gold. Special properties: capable of generating anomalies of various types. The item will only be available tomorrow."

You should first say what to play, and then we'll figure out the rest...
and the number later... and also, payment upfront)

Siver, what cats are you talking about? Maybe you meant fried rats on a stick? It's better to give them to the wolves.

If the images have stopped displaying, it seems to be happening everywhere. You need to go into your browser's settings, then "Additional," then "Multimedia," and check the boxes. Also, check if anything (maybe even the browser itself) is blocking internet functions. No, it's not Ar, it's cats. I was in the city all day (we have a pub outside the city).

Sorry, Lady, but I can't help you with that, I haven't encountered problems of this kind before... and also, you shouldn't twirl the wand, you should eat it =))

P.S. Siever, were you sleeping drunk under the table?))

- Siever, cats are not allowed!... and it's easier to catch rats, you don't have to go far, there are tons of them in our pub... *remembers the world of Fallout*

- And I also have a lute, a flute, and a bayan... hehe... and the concert will probably be closer to the evening, so I'll do my own thing for now... *took a magical cube out of his backpack and started examining it*

P.S. Ekz is not here right now) he seems to have left... and he's not online either).

Ha! How... will you snatch it? Maybe I glued it to myself :P

- This is just a regular magic cube... and I want to open it...

*remembers the world of Fallout*

The cat-on-a-stick is from a fan comic based on Fallout, a reference to the famous iguana-on-a-stick (and also to the fact that there isn't a single cat in the game). But I digress.

P.S. Siever, were you sleeping drunk under the table?)))...

*Approaches closely and discreetly shows Aru a censer*
-I hope you understand that one more careless word that will ruin my disguise, and I will be forced to eliminate you.
*puts the censer back and moves away from Aru
Hmm, since Tony isn't here, I'll have to bake pancakes myself *goes to the kitchen, but there are squeals and meows coming from there*

-sigh... looks like we're having pancakes with meat for dinner again)))

okay, I got it... and please be more careful with the incense burner ;)

P.S. yeah... that's what I meant, when I was reminiscing about Fallout) iguana on a stick... mmm... ) hehe

*Pulling something out of the backpack*
You do what you want, I'll stick to beer and ale.
Anyone want a signature brew?

*slaps the elf* What's going on there? I want some too!))));)

but it's not nice to tease =(
I don't know what's there, but it's mine!...:p :P

P.S. I wonder, could a fairy be inside the cube? :rolleyes:

Well, I'll give you a taste of paradise tonight!

it's possible... although I don't really care...
P.S. I'll still have to pay for the room ;)

Where is your bartender here? Why is it so dirty, are you pigs?! Bring me my order!!!!!!!

Well, elf, get on stage))) you'll be doing a striptease))) And I'll pay you extra;) Is that okay?*pulls out a wallet full of gold*

What? What striptease are you talking about?.. I can only dance waltzes and the like.)
We don't need any debauchery here... there's enough of it already....

P.S. An endless, nonsensical, uncontrolled FRPG without rules... I like it =)</