A small pub near Fludoscarr.

Well, elf, get on stage))) you'll be doing a striptease))) And I'll pay you extra;) Is that okay?*pulls out a wallet full of gold*

What? What striptease are you talking about?.. I can only dance waltzes and the like.)
We don't need any debauchery here... there's enough of it already....

P.S. An endless, nonsensical, uncontrolled FRPG without rules... I like it =)</