Posts from [Cult] Cthulhu will devour everyone!

when it was stated that it was for Orthodox Christians

That's right. There are other representatives of religious communities among us.

Succubi might be edible... but once, Chuck Norris ate a cake together with the stripper who was inside it. A succubus won't help.

Sorry for my yet another off-topic post in your community – I am a representative of the popular movement **"Taliban of Russia"**, and our leadership would like to know your opinion on the US foreign policy in recent years, and in particular, your opinion on the current president of America. And also – when Cthulhu gets out of the sobering-up station, he should contact me, phone number 5700, or he can send an SMS with the text **Ktukhy** to the number 4242.

What is Shio?
You'll find out after your squid eats you! :D

Hello, friends! Now we will hold a small lecture for those who are almost convinced but still doubt Cthulhu. "What will I get by joining your cult?" Good question! Are you a weakling and everyone offends you? Cthulhu will ZOHAVAITE them! Have you fallen in love with a girl, but she has many admirers? Cthulhu will ZOHAVAITE them! Have you been unable to get a promotion for a long time? Cthulhu will ZOHAVAITE everyone in your company, and you, as the only survivor, will become its director! As you can see, Cthulhu will help you find a way out of any situation! "Yes, yes, but what do I have to do as a member of your cult?" You will be surprised, but you don't have to do ANYTHING! You just need to occasionally mention joining our cult to your acquaintances, and sacrifice those who refuse! As you can see, it's almost nothing! "What will happen to me if I don't join your cult?" Then, after the ZOHAVAITION of the world, Cthulhu will savor you forever! Join us while there's still time! "What should I do if we are attacked before Cthulhu awakens?" Then we will call Chuck Norris for help, by the way, another bonus when joining our cult is that you will receive Chuck Norris's autograph for FREE!!! If you stay alive, he-he
"Great! How can I join your cult?" It's very simple! You just need to write an application to join in this topic, and that's it! No bureaucratic red tape, no data is required from you! "I'm going to join now!!!" Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Please excuse my yet another off-topic post in your community – I am a representative of the popular movement "Taliban of Russia," and our leadership would like to know your opinion on the recent US foreign policy and, in particular, your opinion on the current president of America. And also – when Cthulhu gets out of the sobering-up station, he should contact me; the phone number is 5700, or he can send an SMS with the text Ktukhy to the number 4242.

Cthulhu's opinion of the American president is unambiguous: he should be savored!

Siverfale, look at my avatar; in a moment, 11 more people like me will show up here, and they won't just beat up Cthulhu; they'll also beat up Chuck Norris!!!

You'll find out after your squid devours you!

You know, I've known Cthulhu since kindergarten, and I don't worship him))) we sometimes drink beer and vodka together. I'm okay now, but him... what do you think, where is he? He's sobering up)))

Cthulhu's opinion of the American president is clear: he needs to be savored.

I guess that means devoured)))

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If you stay alive, he-he

I've seen everything)))) you're not telling me something))

Oh, I got another feather! So all sorts of Cthulhu, caterpillars, and other abominations... bird, my... I'll eat it myself, roasted on a spit...

So much nonsense and irrelevant chatter, it makes me want to say something similar.
However, nothing comes to mind.

So much nonsense and rambling, it makes me want to say something similar.
However, nothing comes to mind :[/QUOTE]

Because your brain :smile31: has devoured Cthulhu along with all your thoughts ;)

Please note that in terms of popularity, our thread is overtaking Dimension Door by a little over 2 pages ;)

We have an awesome cult, the others don't even come close!

Ha! He's gaining... never mind... your time is limited.

As soon as I seize the Sword of Moderation, I will immediately destroy your cult and other similar gatherings of heretics!

To find the Sword of Moderation, you need to travel many kilometers, through mountains, through forests, and through the lands of the Barbarians... And you can't even leave the pub: D :D