[Cult] Cthulhu will devour everyone!

Hello, friends! Now we will hold a small lecture for those who are almost convinced but still doubt Cthulhu. "What will I get by joining your cult?" Good question! Are you a weakling and everyone offends you? Cthulhu will ZOHAVAITE them! Have you fallen in love with a girl, but she has many admirers? Cthulhu will ZOHAVAITE them! Have you been unable to get a promotion for a long time? Cthulhu will ZOHAVAITE everyone in your company, and you, as the only survivor, will become its director! As you can see, Cthulhu will help you find a way out of any situation! "Yes, yes, but what do I have to do as a member of your cult?" You will be surprised, but you don't have to do ANYTHING! You just need to occasionally mention joining our cult to your acquaintances, and sacrifice those who refuse! As you can see, it's almost nothing! "What will happen to me if I don't join your cult?" Then, after the ZOHAVAITION of the world, Cthulhu will savor you forever! Join us while there's still time! "What should I do if we are attacked before Cthulhu awakens?" Then we will call Chuck Norris for help, by the way, another bonus when joining our cult is that you will receive Chuck Norris's autograph for FREE!!! If you stay alive, he-he
"Great! How can I join your cult?" It's very simple! You just need to write an application to join in this topic, and that's it! No bureaucratic red tape, no data is required from you! "I'm going to join now!!!" Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!