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That's not fair, the "gentlemen's club" is cooler! Everyone's a Barbarian! Just kidding! It's fun here!
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That's not fair, the "gentlemen's club" is cooler! Everyone's a Barbarian! Just kidding! It's fun here! What interesting things are there?
*Drawing the sword of inquisition, he says:* By order of my master, you are all declared heretics and are to be burned. *He takes out a torch.* All of you, even those who simply posted here, will be burned. *He takes out a scroll.* All of you, heretics, demons, and other unholy creatures, will be destroyed... may justice and light prevail, and eternal darkness be upon you...
To be honest, the constant chanting about Cthulhu is starting to bore me. Cthulhu is a deity from the Dagon cult, described by Howard Lovecraft.
He didn't devour brains, and he wasn't really trying to destroy the world.
Now, Cthulhu is just pop culture, ordinary, overused pop culture.
Well... I used to like Medved. He brought a lot of innovations. But Cthulhu no longer has that madcap spark that Medved had.
So, my decision is: to hell with Cthulhu, Ph'thagn, and all the other Heresy. Let's burn down another pathetic cult with the Holy Flame of Exterminatus.
By the way, the nearest unit that resembles Cthulhu is... yes, yes... those very ones... you know who I mean... those... the red ones that crawl out of the ground... damn, I forgot... ah, yes... they appear at level one near the monolith... damn it, this English license... devourers... ah... definitely... FRESH EATERS, that's it. And they are the best weapon against the Necron's space marines... So, brothers, I urge you to be careful... especially the commander and the chaplain, because they are always their primary targets. And also, the apothecary will never allow some kind of package (even if it's a future one) of crab sticks to delay our ascent to power. I've long suspected Brother Nazgul of heresy; he's been avoiding our raids for a long time... And here it is, a hotbed of heresy right in the heart of our ranks... And how could we have trusted him... That's it. Now, no one will be accepted without a thorough inspection... For the Emperor, as they say...
P.S. Don't even show up at the tavern, Nazg, I'm waiting for you in the back room with a syringe (made from a shovel handle, the apothecary can manage that).
So many centuries So many Gods We were the prisoners of our own fantasy But now we are marching Against these Gods I'm the wizard, I will change it all Valhalla - Deliverance Why've you ever forgotten me
19.08.2008 СК Олимпийский.Я запомню это навсегда!!!
and they don't really look alike at all, except for 2 arms, 2 legs, and a head... no multi-segmented face. if Flayed Ones resemble anyone, it's probably Arnold Schwarzenegger at the end of each of the Terminator movies - pieces of meat on a metallic skeleton. ...and it's definitely not the "strongest weapon"; they'll be shot down by heavy bolters before they even get close, and digging won't help - marinated in rhino, they're gone, and they pop up again. on the contrary, it's one of the weakest and most unreliable things.
there really was such a mythical creature
funny tautology, Siever, don't you think?:)
P.S. I suggest that we don't reject/exclude all cultists and sectarians from the league of gentlemen. otherwise, it's nonsense. we fight Cthulhu and burn him out completely, and they spread their seeds of heresy in our ranks...
*Drawing his inquisitor's sword, he says:* By order of my lord, you are all declared heretics and belong to the flames. *He pulls out a torch.* All of you, even those who simply posted here, will be burned. *He pulls out a scroll.* All of you, heretics, demons, and other unholy creatures, will be destroyed... may justice and light prevail, and eternal darkness be upon you.
Real inquisitors don't do it that way. They do it more humanely... I don't get what Cthulhu is, and since I don't understand, it must be heresy!!! And in general, I see that Cthulhu is spreading (this is not right)...
Чую время пришло и захлопнулась дверь Ангел пропел и полопалась кожа... Мы выпили жизнь, но не стали мудрей, Мы прожили смерть, но не стали моложе... Агата Кристи Ты должен быть сильным, Ты должен уметь сказать: Руки прочь, прочь от меня, Ты должен быть сильным, иначе зачем тебе быть?! КИНО
Join our cult, and you will know Cthulhu! Cthulhu is an ancient, powerful being, kind of like Chuck Norris, and he (Cthulhu) wants to CONQUER EVERYTHING, and we are preparing the world for his arrival.
Where do we go? Where do we end up when we save the world?
Real inquisitors don't do it that way. They do it more humanely... I don't get what Cthulhu is, and if I don't understand it, then it's heresy!!! And in general, I see that Cthulhu is spreading (that's not right)...
You're right! Real inquisitors come right away and, without any words, burn everyone... :)
No, that's not true. First, the inquisitors spend a long time asking the accused to show the mark of the unholy on their body, and even after lengthy persuasion (read: torture), if the victim refuses, they say something like, "May God forgive you as we forgive you" (usually, the naive victim thinks they will be released). But that's not the case, and now they burn the person at the stake.
Чую время пришло и захлопнулась дверь Ангел пропел и полопалась кожа... Мы выпили жизнь, но не стали мудрей, Мы прожили смерть, но не стали моложе... Агата Кристи Ты должен быть сильным, Ты должен уметь сказать: Руки прочь, прочь от меня, Ты должен быть сильным, иначе зачем тебе быть?! КИНО
That's not true. First, the inquisitors spend a long time asking the accused to show the mark of the unholy on their body, and even after lengthy persuasion (read: torture), if the victim refuses, they say, "Let the Lord punish you as we forgive you" (usually, the naive victim thinks they will be released), but that's not the case, and now they are burned at the stake.
Yeah, I find the methods of the Inquisition amusing. If a victim confesses under torture, then they are guilty and must be burned. If they don't confess, then the power of the Devil over them is so great that it gives them the strength to endure such torture, so they must be burned too.... That's why you should join us! The Inquisition is evil, but Cthulhu is good! He will destroy the Inquisition! He will protect you!
Where do we go? Where do we end up when we save the world?
Your skirmishes are increasingly reinforcing my belief that the Order of Marxist Jedi, and those like them, along with Chuck Norris, are the only ones who are right in this world...
Хороший сон укрепляет боевой дух. Хорошая еда укрепляет боевой дух. Хорошие деньги укрепляют боевой дух. А больше всего укрепляет боевой дух - отсутствие врага.
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