[Cult] Cthulhu will devour everyone!

*Drawing the sword of inquisition, he says:*
By order of my master, you are all declared heretics and are to be burned. *He takes out a torch.* All of you, even those who simply posted here, will be burned. *He takes out a scroll.*
All of you, heretics, demons, and other unholy creatures, will be destroyed... may justice and light prevail, and eternal darkness be upon you...