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Anyone who says that their jokes are one-dimensional clearly hasn't watched them much.
They have many good jokes, without vulgarity, etc.
There are also some that aren't funny (similar to jokes from other "entertainment programs"), although maybe someone will find them funny...
There are also some that are too intellectual, not everyone will understand them... sometimes I don't understand them either.

P.S. That quote you mentioned is from a long poem, and it's quite funny and has good rhymes... IMHO... it's not about belittling great people, it's just a joke, and jokes shouldn't be taken seriously...

Nah, not this comedy show... I just can't stand it. Too much glamour and stuff. Sometimes they have decent jokes, but mostly it's just utter nonsense.
P.S. Ar, I'll get you for this:D

Lelya, sunshine, how could you even think that?)) I said I was wary. I thought about it and realized I was wrong. So everything is fine. Exz, do you perceive Comedy Club physically? xD With body language or something?))))) Only Volya is glamorous there, with his slender hands; Reva also considers himself glamorous, but everyone else thinks Reva is an idiot. Comedy Club sometimes has genuinely funny jokes, it's like a parody of everything, like South Park. But there's also outright stupidity. Yes, many jokes are about "that issue," but that's a consequence of the time and generation. I absolutely don't support those who are categorically against Comedy Club, because that "crooked mirror" is much worse in my opinion. All the jokes there are disgustingly mundane, and they're all about the same thing. Petrosyan is on stage, making a stupid face and saying something like, "More vodka!" - shouts from under the table, his son-in-law," and everyone in the hall is like, "haha!" as if that's hilarious. And Stepanenko's jokes are also primitive: "Men are bastards, girls, yes, yes, yes! Remember Zinka?... <blah blah blah>" - and that's it. I'd rather watch Comedy Club. Although, in general, I don't watch much TV, just some movies, and Comedy Club with Russia sometimes. But now I have to increase my viewing time. It's that kind of time. But I'll be done with it soon, and I'll go back to Quip. By the way, today is a holiday, I was touched and even allowed Tolya to watch TV again. He was playing "his game." Two guys and Anatoly Wasserman, as they say, place your bets. In the semi-finals, one of the imposters was eliminated with -300 points. In the final, the other had 2,000 points, and Anatoly had 25,000 xDDD I wanted to burst into the studio and proudly declare, "My student! Well done, Tolya, you outsmarted these idiots! Host, this is Anatoly, he's locked in a cage at my house! He's really smart!" xD P.S. "Normal" Dark Crusade?)) There's only one. And Soulstorm is not normal? -.- By the way, in terms of atmosphere, Dark Crusade is inferior to the very first Dawn of War and Winter Assault (especially the latter); the choice of races, in my opinion, is not very successful; the Tau are kind of anime-like, and the Kroks are completely in a class of their own. So, in Soulstorm, the new factions were very well done

Lelya, sunshine, how could you even think that?))
I said I was wary)
I thought about it and realized I was wrong)
so everything is fine))
Exz, do you perceive Comedy Club physically? xD
with body language or something?)))))
Only Volya with his slender hands is glamorous there, and Reva also considers himself glamorous. but everyone else thinks Reva is an idiot)
Comedy Club sometimes has genuinely funny jokes, it's a kind of satire on everything, like South Park. but there is also outright stupidity. yes, many jokes are about "that issue," but that's a consequence of the time and generation.
I absolutely don't support categorical opponents of Comedy Club, because that "crooked mirror" is much worse in my opinion. All the jokes in it are disgustingly mundane, and they're all about the same thing. Petrosyan is on stage, making a stupid face and saying something like "more vodka! - shouts from under the table, his son-in-law," and everyone in the hall immediately goes "haha!!", as if that's incredibly funny. And all of Stepanchenko's jokes are also primitive - "men are bastards, girls, yes-yes-yes! like Zinka, remember?... " - and that's it.
I'd rather watch Comedy Club.

Loken, I'd rather be anything than sunshine. Petrosyan is also annoying - it's not funny at all. Zadornov with his "school of malice" is also getting on my nerves, although you can listen to him talk about the Russian language.

Lock, dude, you noticed how... :D ;D Exz, well, you... )))))) xDDD definitely not like everyone else xD I agree about the transfers. Lock, did you take those 25k from Toli later?))) or are they not converted to $ and just given as a gift?

Unfortunately, don't forget about the 30% tax on winnings. What a scumbag state. They're exploiting their citizens. Now I understand why they're so afraid of a "brain drain" – it means a loss of income from those TV "geniuses."
Anyway, they gave us a pack of "Eric Krause" markers as a souvenir (or whatever their sponsoring company is called) and pencils from "Parta" xDD.
Everyone knows Anatoly, and they know what he's capable of with his glasses. That's why he can't scan the shielded cases with them; one of them contains the car keys. He's choosing by trial and error. So far, it's not very successful, but he has a chance in each show, as he wins one after another. And the already opened cases just stay there. So, my little guy has a good chance of winning the car.
Damn it. Am I getting attached to him? He's not a pet; he's a dangerous demon, imprisoned behind sacred seals in a cage in my HQ.
I need to be tougher. I'm getting too soft. Holidays...
And again about that stupid TV...
Have you seen the show "Taxi"?
It's been on for about two years, I think. I used to watch it every 2-3 months. And it's still the same.
The same nerve-wracking music, the same dull driver who routinely repeats in each episode, "The easy questions are over, and they cost 100 rubles. The next questions will be difficult, and they will cost 500 rubles." Damn, even I've memorized these phrases. "Bye-bye," yeah right. "How much money?" Please. And the idiotic, affected laughter, as well as the stupid requests to sing something to fit the show's schedule – it's obvious. It's disgustingly made.
Especially when he stands in a jacket at the beginning of the show, and it's snowing outside, and then they show a summer day outside the window and him in a T-shirt behind the wheel. It's just a terrible editing job.
I think TNT wanted a mediocre, half-hour show to fill the airtime and slightly boost their ratings. Well, they succeeded, perhaps even too much.
Damn, I hate that damn TV. Especially that garbage for idiots. But there's no choice. Right now, it's vitally important for me... Don't ask why.
By the way, about "Comedy Club," did you see "The Best Movie" with Kharlamov and his buddies?
That was truly awful. They wanted to make fun of different movies, but all the jokes were about boobs, vaginas, and shit.

P.S. "normal" Dark Crusade?)) There's only one of them. And is SS abnormal? -.-
By the way, in terms of atmosphere, Dark Crusade is inferior to the very first Dawn of War and Winter Assault (especially the latter), and the choice of factions, in my opinion, is not very successful; the Tau are somehow anime-like, and the Kroks are completely unique.
So, in SS, the new factions were very well done.

Normal means "licensed in Russian."
And regarding the factions... hmm. Have you tried looking for "faction history"? Besides, the Necrons were featured in "Assault."

something's not letting me flood. I'll go kill myself against a wall coated in poison

You know, I have a Russian license. Everything is in Russian. Even the dialogue. And, to be honest, it's terribly translated. The way they translated the Eldar... oh my god... and Chaos... it's a nightmare. I'm not even talking about the others. Only the Crowns were lucky – they aren't very talkative. Well, and the Vespid too. And the Wraithlords and other unique units. But, what a miracle! As soon as I copied the original angelic voices from the pirated version into the licensed version, everything became just wonderful. Except for the translation. Calling a Land Raider a "Juggernaut, armored personnel carrier" – how does that sound to you? However, you can also revert to English fonts, but it doesn't matter now, Soulstorm has been released, and that's what we'll be playing. I know about Assault and the Necrons in it, but it's funny that I only played it recently, after Dark Crusade. I missed it back then. Now I'm catching up. In my opinion, Dawn of War has the only good campaign out of the entire series, and the atmosphere is great, but in Dark Crusade, it's not as good. What did you tell me about the lore of the races for? Like, I'm an idiot, I played Dawn of War and now I'm sitting here, discussing all this from the perspective of the game? Ogre? Big, dumb, and with horns? Believe me, you shouldn't look down on others; it can play a very bad and cruel joke on you in life. I know about Warhammer as well as you do, believe me, I've read all sorts of articles, lore, books, and so on. And I certainly don't need to look for anything about the history of different races, because I already know all of that. I've been interested in Warhammer for a long time. In essence, Dawn of War is just a great simulator for managing your favorite background units. And there is very little information in it as such. I'm saying that adding only the Tau and Necrons at once is, in my opinion, not very good. They should have been added separately, for example, the Tau and the Sisters of Battle, the Necrons and the Inquisition, and so on. Therefore, this choice was not very successful, in my opinion. I'm not even saying that they added two overpowered factions at once. And in Soulstorm, the Sisters and the Daemonettes are the quintessence of the God-Emperor and excellent, colorful Eldar. A good choice. However, we'll only see the Tyranids in the sequel... and the Inquisition... there wasn't much choice:). P.S. "Ordo Malleus" is awesome. My favorite from the trilogy.

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P.S. How do you manage to create such huge signatures? Mine says that it should be no more than 200 characters. I can't even fit a second quote like that.

Loken, it's just not very noticeable:). But with the new signature...:)
And regarding the translation... well, until the licensor decides that it's time to feed the people with a quality translation ("New Disc" does this best! And "Warhammer: Mark of Chaos" was translated with the help of the club...), "Skorolyot Lenda" will remain a faceless "glisser." And the "Ethereal" Tau will be translated as "divine"...

They started a thread about our translators... :D They get every other word wrong (well, not always). :) And the names of games and movies are just... well, let's just say they're not always accurate.

P.S. Locken, you're a monster! Do you even feed Tolka? Or is he on a perpetual fast or diet? :)

Lock, why don't you count the letters, punctuation marks, and spaces? Maybe that will help you solve the problem) :D
You're getting a lot, and if the second one is the same, it's even more) plus the parentheses...
P.S. Look, mine has very few: P

Ar, you have a ton of stuff on your screen – 8 lines on your PDA. Nazg has a lot too. But I can’t fit in even one more tiny quote. Lelya, in principle, I sometimes give him repentant sinners, and he absorbs their souls and devours their brains. But I do this rarely. He might break free. It’s better not to mess with him. Teng, in particular, and Warhammer in general, are among those phenomena that are best left in their original form. That’s why I’m against any translation or dubbing. Besides, I’m more than comfortable with English, so it’s not a big deal. But RPGs in English – that’s not so great. The dialogues. Although… something like Oblivion with primitive conversations like “rumors, treasure” can be played even without translation. P.S. Lelya, pirates don’t translate themselves; they use a program that does it in a couple of minutes. That’s why you end up with nonsense… like “Are you sure you want to leave the game?” :O

You can play an Oblivion with primitive dialogues like "rumors, treasure" even without translation.
P.S. Lelya, pirates don't translate themselves; they use a program that does it in a couple of minutes.
That's why it turns out to be nonsense...
like "Are you sure you want to leave the game?" :O

No... Loken... I "understand" the pirate translation of Oblivion, like "go around the corner, turn there, I don't know where, talk to Ecnidehfmnb, take sfvfsv, give dvsrgv." Or the name of the iron sword "Iron Sword." It's like a brand new Excalibur! ;) So, I played the game in English... There are also translations made by translators. For example, a low-budget film that was called "Mysterious Forest" in our country is actually called "The Village." But I don't understand what the word "village" has to do with the word "forest," especially a mysterious one... Of course, there was a big forest with all sorts of things in that film, but the main thing was the village... Maybe I'm missing something... But I don't understand...

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