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For example, many things annoy me: I used to be annoyed by my cat, but not anymore, because he has learned the basic commands: "Stay, you bastard, get out of here!!" "You can't eat that," "Food is ready," "What, did you pee on my computer again?" (after this command, the cat tries to quickly leave the house for about 3-4 weeks), "Don't bite Uncle," this is the most frequent command, "And why did you climb on the monitor?" I'm trying to teach him the commands "Bring me something to eat" and "Where are my slippers?" Then, a 9mm wrench annoys me!! You see, it won't fit on an 8mm bolt, and the nut slips in a 10mm wrench!! Then, the vibration call on my phone annoys me!! You know how scary it is when a phone crawls towards you on the nightstand at night, buzzing fiercely!! Also, my parrot annoys me because it poops and doesn't clean up after itself, and because it's not tasty, because the cat doesn't want to eat it((( But most of all, I'm annoyed by *Paramecium caudatum*; it's so small, ugh, and it's gone, but it's written about in every biology textbook, and I have so many of these *Paramecia*, like shit, so why isn't anything written about me in a biology textbook((((

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Also, damn it, it annoys me that if I accidentally create 2 topics, I can't delete one(((

Great topic! Woo-hoo! A lot of things annoy me! So, let's start! 1) I'm annoyed by my town because there's nowhere to go for a walk or hang out! There aren't many pretty girls here! And what annoys me most is our school! It's dirty, and the teachers are... well, just like that! 2) I'm also annoyed by my cat, who runs into my room every night, screaming and crashing into the sofa! It would be one thing if that was all, but he doesn't even close the door behind him. 3) I'm annoyed by my younger brother, who always hogs the computer and always brags about himself to me! 4) I'm annoyed by my father, who tells me every day how badly I'm doing in school and how I'm going to fail when I apply to university! He never lets me use the computer after work, and he's always nagging me about English! 5) I'm annoyed when my crappy modem (phone) takes 5 minutes to load a page! And when they charge me for this torture! 6) I'm annoyed by my room, which is always full of textbooks! And I'm annoyed by my desk, which is full of all sorts of junk! 7) I'm annoyed by how our national football team plays! At least they pretend to run around the field! 8) I'm annoyed by the construction in our yard, where they start hammering, drilling, and digging every day at 8 am, and it smells terrible! (Those jerks ruined our football field!) There are many other things that annoy me, but it would take too long to write them all down! It's like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders!

You too connect via GPRS?!
That's what irritates me as well – it takes half an hour to load. I even have to send my save files for official tournaments through friends, and it costs 5 rubles per MB!! >_<
I'm also annoyed by nagging. I spend a week partying with friends, get bad grades, and then they keep nagging me that I'm not studying well and don't understand that I need to study, even though I understand everything myself and I'm already so fed up that I don't know what to do anymore (see the link in my signature).

I'm also annoyed by my neighbors. Here's an excerpt from my letter to Santa Claus: "Dear Santa Claus, I've been a very good boy all year and behaved very well, so please, Santa Claus, KILL THAT BASTARD WITH A PERFUSOR."

Whew, I feel much better now)))) I didn't even knock the cat off the monitor; maybe I'll even feed him.

The neighbors upstairs are annoying me... When the legs of their bed start methodically banging against my ceiling, I get angry that I don't have any outdoor accordion-like speakers in the house so I could play some kind of percussive solo on them...
...So, in response to my neighbors, I usually just turn on my stereo and start methodically annoying everyone within the reach of its sound waves :D:D

Yeah, this is a great topic. I get annoyed by STYROFOAM, it's terrible. Also, the neighbors, all those old ladies, the school has too little content and too much advertising, the internet is bad, the music is awful, and when my parrot starts squawking at 6 in the morning, something always gets thrown at it – a slipper... it's easier that way.

1) I'm annoyed by the stupid laughter and equally stupid jokes of my classmates – I mean, they had to find a rubber piece of crap at home, carry it around the university, laugh until they're rolling on the floor, and throw it in everyone's faces! 2) I'm annoyed by the professors during exams – I would kill them – they just think about how to fail students... 3) I'm annoyed by hardcore gamers – go to any computer club, look at those hunched, unwashed backs, and think about where Russia is headed? Instead of finding a girlfriend or reading a book. 4) I'm annoyed by thugs – I almost feel sorry for having to beat them up... 5) I'm annoyed by Dal'svyaz' – my internet provider – a quote from Bash:

Ah... if Dal'svyaz' were an airline...

Imagine – an "unlimited to Khabarovsk" fare.

A great advertisement, impeccable service at the airport, a private gangway like in European airports with a velvet path leading to a huge, shining airliner. In the middle of the gangway, you get hit on the head with a metal detector, they shove a vomit bag into your numb hands, and seat you in an old, filthy Yak-10 with the exhaust system leading into the cabin and holes in the fuselage. (This is instead of air conditioning). And there are another five hundred people – so that it doesn't sway back and forth without seatbelts.
Then they wish you a pleasant flight, and the plane slowly starts moving... it leaves the runway and begins to rumble sadly at a speed of 20 km/h along the federal highway towards Khabarovsk...

6) I'm annoyed by stupid posts from stupid users – instead of thinking... 7) I'm annoyed by stupid advice from equally stupid newbies – "press this, do that"... The list could go on

I basically agree with most of the participants in this thread. Nowadays, it’s easier to find something that irritates you than something that lifts your spirits. Among the things that annoy me, I can mention stupid, slow-witted, and inappropriately behaving people, from whom you can’t expect anything but stupidity. As an example of such people, I can cite my classmate, who is exactly that kind of person that irritates me (although we have a normal college, and such people are rare). In general, by looking at my attachment, you will understand everything yourself...

It annoys me when people do things they weren't asked to do.

Yeah, I also get annoyed by those dumb gamers in those "gop-clubs." I've had to be in such places a few times. First, they act cocky and challenge you to a battle, and then when you beat them, they start yelling really loudly and get aggressive. And when they get punched in the face, they call their "gop-gang" buddies, and then you have to carefully make a run for it because you don't want to get stabbed in the stomach.

Then, I get very annoyed when someone brags and lies with that intention (although simple lies don't bother me). For some reason, I always notice it, and even people around me have noticed that. I don't know why; I've never learned to recognize lies or bragging. Maybe some part of my brain works more actively, which is why it happens...

Something else annoys me, but I forgot...
I remembered! I get annoyed that I keep forgetting important things.

Hmm... it reminded me of those American comedies about cool guys going through puberty, where everything goes wrong in their lives... In general, only three things really annoy me. - Having to wait for something, standing in line, etc.; - Unfair and ridiculous judgments (when someone, including myself, can be slandered about something, out of ignorance or malice); - Stupid boasting and people who constantly do it. These things probably just irritate me. And if points three and two are combined, then, unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, the situation can escalate beyond a simple argument... These are the three things that really annoy me. There are a few more, but they just cause discomfort. Nothing else really irritates me. Added 1 minute later Just think, while I was writing, some of my thoughts were already expressed. Added 2 minutes later In general, I have a normal attitude towards people, whether they are thugs or nerdy geeks:), as long as I don't encounter specific evil. If that happens, then... the Inquisition must eradicate heresy, right?;)

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I get annoyed when I have to wait for a long time, for example, in a queue!
I get annoyed when people are constantly nagging me and telling me things I already understand!
I get annoyed by stupid conversationalists who don't listen to other people's arguments!
I get annoyed that I'm sick!
I'm FURIOUS that Yegor Letov died!
I'm annoyed that there's so much glamour everywhere!
I get annoyed by thugs!
I get annoyed by all these Albanian memes!
I get annoyed by my father's lectures about how I'm not studying well!

And I'm also annoyed that the CHAT doesn't work!

Well, let's start:
It annoys me when you turn the volume up to the max, and the speakers start "hissing."
It annoys me when I try to explain something to stupid people, and they just can't seem to grasp it.
It annoys me when I encounter people with a messed-up sense of humor; I've seen enough of those in my life.
It frustrates me when I don't understand something and can't figure it out.
It annoys me when people like to show off, acting like they're the center of the universe, even though they're nothing special.
IT INFURIATES ME when I get kicked out of a game (or anywhere else) and get that "error report" that asks, "Send or not?"
It frustrates me when my computer is slow or glitches out.
It annoys me to hear domestic pop music in all its forms.
It annoys me when someone listens to that very pop music.
IT INFURIATES ME, you idiot!!!
It annoys me when there's no beer in the store.
It annoys me when someone goes to buy beer and brings back something completely different from what was needed!
It annoys me to watch soap operas about love (both domestic and foreign).
It infuriates me to watch "Dom 2." Of course, with Sobchak at the helm.
It annoys me when I'm busy with something, and someone interrupts me with trivial matters!
It annoys me when I can't find the "City Portal" spell in Heroes of Might and Magic 3.
It annoys me, and quite a lot, when something doesn't work out for me.
And after all of that, you remember that nerve cells don't regenerate, and that, by the way, is also annoying!

they do recover, just very slowly.

There are actually a lot of things.
1. It's annoying when you record a game and then there's an "send error report" option – it's just infuriating. 2. It's annoying when overweight people dress like they're slim (I mean skirts, etc.) – you see it once, and you lose your appetite for a week. 3. It's annoying when parents ask questions like "what are you going to do after * grade?" especially grandma. 4. School is annoying (I don't think I need to comment on that). 5. My computer is annoying – 256 MB of RAM and a 64 MB video card – it's not enough; I still haven't been able to play Heroes 5, I haven't even seen it. And many other things. twelf 12, I would give you a + for each of those statements.