What annoys you?

1) I'm annoyed by the stupid laughter and equally stupid jokes of my classmates – I mean, they had to find a rubber piece of crap at home, carry it around the university, laugh until they're rolling on the floor, and throw it in everyone's faces! 2) I'm annoyed by the professors during exams – I would kill them – they just think about how to fail students... 3) I'm annoyed by hardcore gamers – go to any computer club, look at those hunched, unwashed backs, and think about where Russia is headed? Instead of finding a girlfriend or reading a book. 4) I'm annoyed by thugs – I almost feel sorry for having to beat them up... 5) I'm annoyed by Dal'svyaz' – my internet provider – a quote from Bash:

Ah... if Dal'svyaz' were an airline...

Imagine – an "unlimited to Khabarovsk" fare.

A great advertisement, impeccable service at the airport, a private gangway like in European airports with a velvet path leading to a huge, shining airliner. In the middle of the gangway, you get hit on the head with a metal detector, they shove a vomit bag into your numb hands, and seat you in an old, filthy Yak-10 with the exhaust system leading into the cabin and holes in the fuselage. (This is instead of air conditioning). And there are another five hundred people – so that it doesn't sway back and forth without seatbelts.
Then they wish you a pleasant flight, and the plane slowly starts moving... it leaves the runway and begins to rumble sadly at a speed of 20 km/h along the federal highway towards Khabarovsk...

6) I'm annoyed by stupid posts from stupid users – instead of thinking... 7) I'm annoyed by stupid advice from equally stupid newbies – "press this, do that"... The list could go on