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I'll state my evaluation criteria right away. Since the contest is called "interesting video," and it's also supposed to be short, it's important that the video captures my attention. If I don't even watch such a short video to the end, it means it will receive a low score.

カメラマンがスマホで本気出してみた！ #君の名は — 8/10
Very cool, unexpected. I was captivated by the guy's polished movements. I hadn't thought that it was possible to film like that. Definitely a plus.

Incident at the Casino — 3/10
The meme phrase is well-known, but I've never seen the full version. I wish I hadn't. At first, it seemed interesting to see what was happening, but in the end, I just couldn't watch it anymore; I turned it off.

Death Probability Comparison — 7/10
Interesting. But for some reason, the causes overlap. First, poison, then spiders/scorpions. First, "other natural disasters," which explains that it includes everything from earthquakes to volcanic eruptions, then separately avalanches/tornadoes/earthquakes/dust devils/lightning strikes. I could understand that there are separate categories, and "other natural disasters" includes what doesn't fit into them, but an earthquake is clearly mentioned both there and there.

Sushi at Home — 7/10
I'm spoiled by all sorts of stand-up comedians; I like this kind of humor. Some of the jokes were good. Of course, I'll lower the score for the amount of swearing, but overall, the video is a plus.

Bring One Weapon They Said... Most Complex Shield Ever Existed — 6/10
Unusual. Overall, it's okay.

Godmade horrors beyond your comprehension — 1/10
You shouldn't watch videos like this. I don't understand why you would want to torture yourself? There's enough of that in real life. If you want to watch something dark, at least do it with some benefit, with some historical or philosophical context.

A monstrous monster attacked Serpukhov — 7/10
Oh, those pixelated monsters. Well, Heroes 3 is always a plus.

1989 Gymnastics Tour of Champions Pauletta Hunt FX — 10/10
Magnificent. With humor. I watched it several times.

Removing junk from the NVidia GeForce driver — 3/10
I also have AMD. Maybe it's useful to someone. But I'm only slightly interested.

Harry Potter - Vietnam Wizard — 6/10
Look how far neural networks have come! Well... it was interesting, although both topics are very far from me.

They made a great soup — 1/10
At first, I didn't understand who this guy was. Then I didn't understand what was interesting about it. Well, the fictional words sound similar to words in the Russian language, so what? I turned it off halfway through; it was boring.

The sky is like a father and daughter.

They made a great soup – 1/10
At first, I didn't understand what this guy was about. Then I didn't understand what was so interesting. Well, the fictional words sound similar to words in the Russian language, so what? I turned it off halfway through, it was boring.

Latin is not a fictional language.

Original text (lat.)	Translation	“Hymn to the Great Soup”
Agitatis Ultramarini!	Rise up, Ultramarines!	Oh, they made a hot soup,
Dominitis Ultramarini!	Conquer, Ultramarines!	Oh, they made a great soup,
Non praestatis Ultramarini!	Do not surrender, Ultramarines!	Oh, they made a wonderful soup,
Nobilitis Ultramarini!	Be praised, Ultramarines!	Oh, they made a great soup.
(in the background)
Chaos Innumeratis!	Chaos is countless!	Soup, hot soup,
Chaos vobis apportatis!	Chaos is coming to you!	Eat soup, hot soup.

Damn, I didn't want to vote, but I can't pass by the great soup, I'll have to watch it.

A photographer tried to take a serious photo with a smartphone! #YourName — 1. Mom, I want to watch the anime opening, son, we have the anime opening at home. Well, the guy just cut his bangs and made a cool montage, okay, flex accepted.
Casino Incident — 5. The video is boring and I didn't finish watching it, just some scandalous guy, okay. But I couldn't give it a 1, I love memes too much.
Death Probability Comparison — 1. Why, out of hundreds of thousands of billions of topics for these kinds of videos, do they always have to choose the darkest and most depressing one? I prefer something more fun. And longer. And with a voiceover, so I can put it on in the background. Something like this, for example.



Homemade Sushi — 7. This is very stupid, but very funny, I liked it. But the video is too rushed, and in my opinion, the news-style format needs to be emphasized. I got the vibe from this guy, I was laughing hysterically for the entire hour that the video lasts, and I saved a couple of recipes.



Bring One Weapon They Said... Most Complex Shield Ever Existed — 6. Oh, that's cool. Okay.
Godmade horrors beyond your comprehension — 4. The video itself is nothing special, some dark, pretentious nonsense with a message, I dropped it halfway through. But if this is part of some analog horror or something similar, then wow, give it a two, or better yet, a three-hour compilation of this horror with analysis.
A monstrous monster attacked Serpukhov — 1. M-m-m-m-m, politics and social commentary, nice. The only plus is the successful stylization, which works well for humor, the sushi guys should do the same. If they joked about normal topics, I would have given it a 6-7-8.
1989 Gymnastics Tour of Champions Pauletta Hunt FX — 1. I turned it off after 40 seconds, the joke is drawn out and not funny.
Deleting junk from the NVidia GeForce driver — 2. At least this video is useful. But I would like to get this information not on some obscure platform, but in the Google search results for the query "update nvidia drivers".
Harry Potter - Vietnam Wizard — 9. I can't stand Harry Potter, but this is almost as great as "Govnovoz" covers. I saw something similar about North Korea, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings, and I watched it - and sure enough, this guy has it on his channel.

 

Oh, what a great soup they made — 10. I checked, maybe I forgot and sent it myself, because I was just remembering this meme and watching this video the other day. No, it wasn't me. I can't really call the video interesting, but the melody is great, and the soup is still great. I can't bring myself to rate it lower.

They made a truly great soup – 1/10
At first, I didn't understand who this guy was. Then, I didn't understand what was so interesting about it. Well, the fictional words sound similar to words in the Russian language, so what? I turned it off halfway through; it was boring.

A Chaos player has been exposed!

Sky, it's like a father and daughter.

The main thing is that it's not a brother and sister, otherwise I would have thought something else...

Everyone - 2
Bring One Weapon They Said... Most Complex Shield Ever Existed - 5

I'm too lazy to watch the whole thing, but the gist is clear.

Latin is not a fictional language.

Ah, I see. It's not obvious when listening if you don't encounter it.

A Chaosite has been exposed!

And what about the fact that I wrote about the video in Golden Pear with a seven-hour description of the universe: "I only watched the part about the Chaos gods," didn't that bother you?

Actually, I don't even remember which faction I was most successful at playing.

I'm too lazy to watch the whole thing, but I understand the gist

Ooooh, even such short ones are too much.

It's unexpected to see Gromyko here. He's good, fits the context - quite well. But I like his song about Artem, who penetrates through the air-droplet method, even more.

I'm glad that at least someone liked it. Usually, our musical tastes don't match, but that's okay.
"Artem" is good, yes. I could have submitted "Pithekantropi" to the first contest with that text. I also like "Pleonasms," "The Man of My Boss," and some others.

Gromyko is awesome. I know about him thanks to my husband; maybe you would have a bit more in common with him in terms of musical tastes.

Didn't it bother you that I wrote about the video in the Golden Pear forum with a seven-hour description of the universe: "I only watched the part about the Chaos Gods"?

Apparently, I overlooked it. Or I forgot.

For me, interesting = informative + captivating (visually or aurally). Ideally, it should be both, but if not, then at least one of the two. A photographer tries to create something amazing with a smartphone! #YourName - 7. Yes, these videos with professional and simple filming look beautiful; I think if I saw it for the first time, it would even be rated higher. Casino incident - 1. As always with this video, I immediately turned it off. Death Probability Comparison - 4. It's specific. Sushi at home - 2. I couldn't watch it for more than a few seconds. Bring One Weapon They Said... Most Complex Shield Ever Existed - One shield to rule them all. Godmade horrors beyond your comprehension - 3. I didn't understand anything. A monstrous monster attacked Serpukhov - 8. Now this is a real horror, and now I understand everything. 1989 Gymnastics Tour of Champions Pauletta Hunt FX - 5. It seems like it's supposed to be funny, but something is off. Removing junk from the NVidia GeForce driver - 9. Okay, I didn't know that, thanks. I hope this isn't bad advice. Harry Potter - Vietnam Wizard - 6. The music is good, but I'm no longer interested in AI-generated videos (and that's probably a good thing). They made a great soup - 7. Everything is good, but I've already watched it ten times

Casino incident - 5, when the GM does the calculations behind the scenes instead of in front of the players these same words can describe some events from twenty years ago.
Death Probability Comparison - 1
Sushi at home - 3, what are you starting again with your claims of unfairness? Now the GM is sure that in his campaign he can do anything except for correct calculations. Having overcome the difficulties, he began to create a role-playing masterpiece...
Bring One Weapon They Said... Most Complex Shield Ever Existed - 2. Difficult.
Godmade horrors beyond your comprehension - 2. Come on, Medj. Real events or even just fresh news are much more disturbing than something like that...
A monstrous monster attacked Serpukhov - 1. ... Like these.
1989 Gymnastics Tour of Champions Pauletta Hunt FX - 4, for the skill bonus, but the caricatured nature of the image doesn't really complement it well.
Removing junk from the NVidia GeForce driver - 1. Nvidia is there, but the folder isn't.
Harry Potter - Vietnam Wizard - 2. The first such videos were perceived as funny, but not anymore.
They made a great soup - 5. As always, I'm unfairly favoring the sender due to a special attitude.

How long until the next one?

Until tomorrow evening.

What videos did Ment and Arandor submit? I want to change my rating…

Using vulgar language as humor – it’s like someone says something offensive, and everyone laughs, but it also makes you cringe. Sorry for being so direct, but I’ve always voted and will continue to vote in a way that gives the world at least a tiny chance of becoming even a little bit better. Especially since this is a contest for interesting videos, not for things that everyone already knows. If it were a contest for funny videos, I would have contributed more and wouldn't be so critical.