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By the way, Sky, why did you send this particular Gaga track when there's Bad Romance and Alejandro? Okay, the second one is a bit too much in terms of being provocative.
I honestly can't even imagine what you could dance to besides all sorts of waltzes, so I dismissed that option right away.
You reek of weakness. In preschool, I adored listening to music and dancing to it. To any music at all. Absolutely. Completely. Any kind. I couldn't sit still when I heard music — I absolutely had to dance. It got to the point of absurdity where if a cartoon character started singing, I'd get up off the couch and start busting a move. And then came school camp and that bastard of a dance teacher who was exactly the one suffocating us with all those waltzes and whatnot. 🤢🤢🤢
Well, it's a video, not a song. And what does "music video" mean? Does that mean any clip will be considered a music video, even if it's just someone sitting at home and playing guitar? But in this case, the meaning is completely lost.
In my opinion, an abstract lemon tree doesn't fit into any of the categories, regardless of how you interpret them
By the way, Sky, why did you send this particular Gaga track when there's Bad Romance and Alejandro? Okay, the second one is a bit too much in terms of being provocative.
A friend sent me a funny video with this song, so I decided not to overthink it. Besides, out of the three options I suggested to my wife, she chose Gaga.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
Well, it's a video, not a song. And what does "music video" mean?
Well, it's what they play on MTV. A music video. A series of visuals specifically chosen to match the music, so that it's also visually appealing, or just some random girls on Mars, depending on the case. x) I think that's why YouTube often has a special tag for it. The tag is, basically, MV. Okay, never mind. I won't evaluate the dancing or how danceable it is, because I almost never like it in these videos. I can't call random movements "dancing," and the average score would be 2-3 points lower. Forget about the waltz, but there are tango-salsas, and even breakdancing, and anything less technically demanding is just... meh. But as music videos, I can evaluate everything.
Just Dance — 5. In my opinion, it's the absolute standard for bad videos on MTV, so the score is average.
【大炎上】営業中にお客様にバレないようにこっそり踊ってみた — 6. The only plus here is for the beautiful Asian girls.
The Bottle Dance — 8. This is a discovery for me in this contest, it's unusual. I didn't expect that calmly dancing bearded men would be interesting. The only thing I'm really evaluating here is the dance itself.
If I Could Change Your Mind — 6.
Just Some Casual Electro Swing Shuffle — 5. Doesn't the point of contests lie in the fact that a person chooses something specific and submits it? What's the point of this "you can evaluate this, or you can evaluate that"... Fortunately, in reality, both parts of the video don't stand out from each other, so we can ignore that. Nevertheless, +1 for the beautiful girl, -1 for being too long and monotonous... If it were the same length as the second part, the score would be the same.
Lemon Tree — . I only recently saw the original and was a little surprised by the scenery and how well it conveys the meaning and mood of the song. I decided that it was perfect for this contest.
La Camisa Negra — 9. This is a very atypical, but very distinctive and good bad video from MTV! It should leave you with the feeling of "wow, that's weird, what else is there?" Ecstatic Vibrations Totally Transcendent — 10.
Dancing Funeral Coffin Meme — 1. I've never understood this meme or jokes about death in general. Do the authors have immortal elves in their family? Sorry, but it's not for me.
it would have been a good music contest, probably wouldn't have rated anything below 7-8 if listening in the background, but since we had to watch videos, unfortunately
Just Dance - 5 【Major Outrage】Secretly Dancing So Customers Don't Notice - 8 The Bottle Dance (1971) - HAIM - If I Could Change Your Mind - 5 Just Some Casual Electro Swing Shuffle - 8 Fools Garden - Lemon Tree - 5 Juanes - La Camisa Negra - 7 Ecstatic Vibrations Totally Transcendent - 5 Dancing Funeral Coffin Meme - 10
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