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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
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Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
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“A den of debauchery.” How original!
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Brewery
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#73601
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Something is definitely wrong with nature. It's December, there's no snow, the grass is green outside the window, and the temperature is above zero. What's going on? Soon, bananas will be growing here.

And in the summer, I remember, there were tons of some kind of gnats.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#73602
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Reptilians and Martians are testing a climate weapon. So everything is fine, everything is going according to plan.
Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно.
Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится.

(Закон сохранения).
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#73603
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Evil Lizard
Reptilians and Martians are testing climate weapons. So everything is fine, everything is going according to plan.
Hello! I am ready to live in a zoo on your planet. If there is a large enclosure, good food, and females who are at least a 5 out of 10 in appearance. And the living conditions are similar to those in developed countries: electricity, plumbing, internet 24/7. I can tolerate isolation well and am not too picky. TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE, I BEG YOU!
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#73604
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Live long and prosper. There’s a replica of a red rectangular parallelepiped from the Earth city of London, 274 x 100 x 100 Earth cubic centimeters in size, with a complete life support system inside, a genuine Nokia 3310 with games installed on it, and a variant of an Earth cactus in a clay pot. The parallelepiped is completely soundproof and lightproof from the outside, so that the zoo visitors won’t distract you. Will you take it?
 

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#73606
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Ment
Live long and prosper.
There is an imitation of a red rectangular parallelepiped from the earthly city of London, 274 x 100 x 100 earthly cubic centimeters, inside a full life-support apparatus, a genuine Nokia 3310 with games installed on it, and a variant of an earthly cactus in a clay pot. The parallelepiped is completely soundproof and lightproof from the outside, so that zoo visitors won't distract you.
Will you take it?
Need more details.

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Also, they took us to the med university to look at an opened corpse, like 😬
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#73608
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More details are needed.
The details will be sent encrypted via psi-waves exactly after 10^48 time periods, corresponding to the time it takes light to travel a distance equal to the size of a proton. You need to identify and decipher the psi-wave signal to meet the requirement of the "Pluke zoo for the amusement of Chatlans" job. Thank you for your understanding and good luck in completing the test.
 

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#73609
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on Pluke
Okay. Find someone else for your… thing. The test is still ongoing. I bet the females there are terrifying too.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#73610
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Congratulations, you have successfully completed the test! 🌌🌠🎇🎆 The spaceship has departed to pick you up; see you soon.
Please leave a rating for the recruitment service from 1 to 5 stars, where 1 means "did not like at all" and 5 means "liked very much".
 

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#73611
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Well, they’ll make you mate with hideous, fat creatures 😩
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#73612
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Here, we observe an artificially synthesized social anomaly in sexual behavior: a high-ranking male, known to scientists as a "gigachad," refuses to mate with most females. The reason for this behavior is that such males constitute no more than 5-10% of the population, and consequently, there are 10-20 females per male, as all other categories of males do not have access to reproduction. This selection by "gigachads" allows them not to deplete their body's reserves, as building wider shoulders and jawbones requires a lot of energy.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#73613
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You keep mocking the normie, claiming he's a chad. And a giga one at that. You have no shame. I even posted some Tinder statistics at some point. The telling figure of 4.26 percent proves that I'm no chad at all.   
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#73614
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I can draw the same thing in Paint; the proof is invalid.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers