Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Live long and prosper. There’s a replica of a red rectangular parallelepiped from the Earth city of London, 274 x 100 x 100 Earth cubic centimeters in size, with a complete life support system inside, a genuine Nokia 3310 with games installed on it, and a variant of an Earth cactus in a clay pot. The parallelepiped is completely soundproof and lightproof from the outside, so that the zoo visitors won’t distract you. Will you take it?