Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Reptilians and Martians are testing climate weapons. So everything is fine, everything is going according to plan.

Hello! I am ready to live in a zoo on your planet. If there is a large enclosure, good food, and females who are at least a 5 out of 10 in appearance. And the living conditions are similar to those in developed countries: electricity, plumbing, internet 24/7. I can tolerate isolation well and am not too picky. TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE, I BEG YOU!