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Actually, I wrote this for the forums.

And the photo is stored in a secret compartment of my brain. There.

You can roughly draw it in Paint, against the background of some other object, to at least get an idea of the perspective.

Why do you need this, Lokken?

Because I haven't seen any, it's hard to imagine what it actually looks like.

And I've seen even better. The Moscow Metro^tm is the best in the world.

Did you serve in the army?

Alas.

What initiation circle are you in, man? I'm in the second one.

Apparently, my answer could be interpreted in two ways, but I meant "Unfortunately, no."

Or maybe even three times shorter.

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Cop, do you know Shaka? He's bigger than you. And Tatzko Fall is bigger, and so are Robert Bobrotsky and Kolyan from Kopeysk. What do you have to say about that?

I don't even know. On the one hand, good for them, but on the other hand, their coffins will probably cost more too, no matter what.

Haha, Mент, you probably don't even know what it's like to be over 230 units tall. It's like a whole new race.

I know a little, I used to stand on stools around the apartment. It's a completely different feeling, everything is different. They still have everything ahead of them, but you, Mент, I don't know what's ahead for you, so I wouldn't start talking about coffins.

Why walk around on stools when you can buy special stilts that will allow you to look down on people?

Is it possible to grow to 180+ cm at the age of 11, eventually reaching 230 cm, and look down on everyone without buying anything? That would be quite an economical approach.

If you've won such a strange prize in the genetic lottery, then yes. But if your genetics limit you to a maximum of 170-175, and even after 30+ you haven't managed to become taller, and you really want to, then stilts might help.