We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious. Auto-translated

Lifers are far more terrifying predators, and adult life is a constant struggle for mating; one mistake, and you're trampled by the alt-right.

Not everything that involves an active social life and sexual activity qualifies as being a "lifer."

The signs of a "lifer" according to the classification of the World Health Organization:
- life outside the "sovok" (a derogatory term for the Soviet Union);
- "partaki" (a slang term, meaning something like "having a good time");
- having several dozen or more "acquired" females;
- a high-pitched voice during communication on online resources;
- millions of hryvnias in unpaid alimony;
- denial of one's own "corporate" nature;
- cohabitation with two or more women simultaneously.

The signs of a "lifer" according to the classification of the World Health Organization:
- life outside the "sovok" (a derogatory term, likely referring to a limited or outdated lifestyle);
- "partaki" (unclear meaning, likely a slang term);
- having several dozen or more "acquired" females;
- a high-pitched voice during communication on online resources;
- millions of hryvnias in unpaid alimony;
- denial of one's own "kontorshchikovst" (unclear meaning, likely a slang term);
- cohabitation with two or more women simultaneously.

- cohabitation with two or more women simultaneously.

Do cats/dogs count?

- cohabitation with two or more women at the same time.

Hey, Nebok, did you gather all the items?

This first point is interesting. Because, in reality, absolutely all residents of the CIS countries live in a modernized version of the Soviet Union. Or are we talking about those who are nostalgic for THAT very Soviet Union?

Regarding this point, I was wondering. Do mothers and grandmothers/sisters count?

What about cats/dogs?