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— Our day begins at a random moment of awakening: Our heart doesn't dwell on the position of the sun in the sky or the clock's hands. We don't torment ourselves. Sometimes it might be early morning, sometimes after noon, and sometimes close to the beginning of the night. Excluding important state matters that require Our immediate attention, We don't plan events in advance and spend time on those activities that Our soul feels drawn to at a particular moment. The shackles of time constraints exist for the prisoners of modernity, which We are not.
Firstly: I'm too lazy, secondly: I don't have much free time right now to closely follow everyone (AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ROMANIAN ALT-GIRLS!). But yeah, I'm a nub and a lol 😔
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
Of course, Ghenza could have asked some specific questions that had interested him before, but he decided to capitalize on this issue: - So, what does your heart desire, what are you striving for in life? You already told me, Gir, but it feels like you left out some detail. You're not particularly impressionable yourself.
- Well, I don't think so. Desires should be simple; this isn't mathematics or some other novuka. - Emphasizing the last word, Girra slapped Tiru on the shoulder for some reason. - It's impossible to fully describe the aspirations of the soul in words, even if you've read a trillion books. So, I have nothing interesting to add: I want to make Aconia my own, and for that, I need to become a god. - Hey! - Tira suddenly protested. - Answer honestly, you need to respect the rules of the game... - What? I'm completely serious. There isn't a more serious person on this planet. - Girra took off his jacket for some reason and showed his hairy chest to his interlocutor. - I will move mountains, but I will achieve my dream! - A-a, uh, I understand, I understand! My mistake! - Well, since you understand, I'll forgive you - I'm feeling merciful today. Now it's your turn to answer. I suppose you want to be freed from the curse? - Curse?.. Oh, no. That's secondary. My heart desires... to crush skulls. I want everyone to be afraid of me... - At this point, she switched to a whisper. - And no one ever insults my dignity again.Author
– I'm afraid we're all valuable prey for slave traders here. Especially Mr. Druj, hee hee, – Camistella suddenly joked. – Is there any information about where this trouble came from? Should we expect a solution to the problem with these criminals in the foreseeable future?
- From Calcite. Similar activities are also illegal there, but there are still many people who actively practiced it before the change of social structure. As far as I know, most of them were either eliminated or expelled from the territory of Asuguh, but the actual number of these people within our country is still impossible to determine.Count Orlov
Of all the extensive arsenal of Kira's skills, the most useful was to immediately respond to an attack, but the most impressive was the ability to fully recover from injuries without any magic. Thinking that every third soldier knows how to counterattack and that it is still possible to learn this, Ushumgallu chooses perseverance. Or maybe all these reflections on tactics were just self-deception, and the real reason was that perseverance is his life's motto...
The perseverance training turned out to be very primitive - Ushumgallu had to fight Sir Kira "until he collapsed." Even when the young man could no longer get up, the knight, who was superior in combat experience and physical strength, forced him to overcome himself and continue the fight; the young warrior could only rest when the mentor devoted time to other students.
Ushumgallu receives 75 experience points and unlocks: Perseverance The character removes negative effects and restores health. Requires 150 experience points to learn.
Honor receives 75 experience points and unlocks: Frenzy The character survives a fatal attack with 1 health point. Requires 100 experience points to learn. Frenzy II The character survives a fatal attack with 1 health point and deals a counterattack (higher priority than counterattack). Requires Frenzy and 100 experience points to learn. Frenzy III The character survives a fatal attack with 1 health point and deals a counterattack (higher priority than counterattack, +100% to accuracy for this attack). Requires Frenzy II and 100 experience points to learn.
Iliman receives 75 experience points and unlocks: Control The character attacks all opponents that appear in his attack line. Requires 150 experience points to learn.
Sheila receives 75 experience points and unlocks: Counterattack When using melee weapons, the character deals a retaliatory strike after a successful dodge. Requires 150 experience points to learn. Counterattack II When using melee weapons, the character deals a retaliatory strike after the opponent's attack. Requires Counterattack and 200 experience points to learn.
The total duration of the training was 8 hours. Sky
- Me?! Harmful?! 😯 Look at me, what kind of troublemaker am I? No big muscles, no weapons, no poisons. If you want, you can search me from head to toe!
- Because of people like you, many countries have fallen... - The old warrior continued to rummage through the neatly and neatly folded documents. - Asmudil, Asmudil... Hmm, are you sure that's his name?Author
- Um... I'll think about it, but I'm not attracted to the prospect of turning into some kind of mutant, – said Erica. - Okay, that's it. Now I'll answer your questions, if I have any. If I can answer them at all...
- Okay, let's go! - Jack rubbed his strange mushroom-like limbs. - What's your favorite color? What's your height? What's your weight? How many mushrooms have you eaten in your life? Why are you trying to learn magic? Do you have a boyfriend? What is two plus three? What do you think about the city you live in? About the people who live in it?
- Because of people like you, many countries have fallen... - The old soldier continued to rummage through the neatly and carefully arranged documents. - Asmud, Asmud... Hmm, are you sure that's his name?
- He has rather illegible handwriting... maybe Asmidul? 😅
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
Beautiful and very pompous. And who is the father?
It's a secret. But in this post, the date of conception is specified 😎
Added 3 minutes later Nebо
- His handwriting isn't very clear... could it be Asmidul? 😅
- Yeah, Asmidul... Okay, there's one your age, three infants, one who will turn thirty in a few days, and another who is already over eighty. Which one are you interested in?
- Yeah, Asmidul... So, there's one your age, three babies, one who's turning thirty in a few days, and another who's already over eighty. Which one are you interested in?
- The one who is 18 🙂
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
- Uh-huh, I understand. So, here's the deal: I can give you his address, but you'll have to go there accompanied by my person, so that you don't end up causing some kind of trouble when you get there.
- Uh-huh, I see. Now look - I can give you his address, but you'll have to go there accompanied by my man, so it doesn't happen that you arrive and cause some kind of trouble.
- Woohoo! 🥳 Thank youuuu very much! - Insho hugs the man in a way that allows him to feel the "pod" (if possible given the armor). - Who will be accompanying me? 🙂
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
- Alright, let's get started! - Jack rubbed his strange, mushroom-like limbs. - What's your favorite color?
Dark blue or purple. More like purple.
Kei-kun-san
What's your height? What's your weight?
- Um... Height? Weight? Well... I don't have any money right now for a measuring tape or a scale. But I think my height is normal, quite human. And my weight is fine too.
Kei-kun-san
How many mushrooms have you eaten in your life?
- Um... I haven't counted, but there definitely weren't any fly agarics among them. Not yet...
Kei-kun-san
Why are you trying to learn magic?
- Well, how can I put it... There have been many mages in my family. And I often read books on magic. It's very interesting! I want to continue the family tradition, so to speak.
Kei-kun-san
Do you have a boyfriend?
- What's your purpose in asking, you mushroom-faced creature? - Erika would have said if she were a Lizardman... - Hmm... A boyfriend? At the moment, I only have a dream about magic and one rather young mushroom asking strange questions... - Erika replied with a malicious grin.
Kei-kun-san
What is two plus three?
- Hmmm... Well, if you take two pieces of fly agaric, add three glasses of water, and boil them for about 2 hours, you'll get... a pretty good poison....
Kei-kun-san
-What do you think about the city you live in? About the people who live in it?
- Well, I haven't thought about that yet. I need to take a closer look at both the city and the people in it.
Well, I've answered your questions. Now, good night. We'll talk again tomorrow.
Erika put Jack in the chest of drawers and, locking the drawer, went to bed.
Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно. Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится. (Закон сохранения).
Calcite... not a pleasant place. It seems that few who have been there have left with complete satisfaction. At least, that's what the parents say.
"Well, many of our troubles have always stemmed from Calcite. I'm not surprised that this time it's also related to it. I hope that sooner or later we will get rid of the last criminal scum. Have a good evening, Madam Bangi, take care of yourself. After all... your job is more dangerous than most in this hall," Kamistella said, and left her interlocutor.
There was only one last prominent figure left – Tinaal Lodoss, the Goods don't count. It's time to close this chapter!
"Greetings, Madam Lodoss! Perhaps this is unexpected, or maybe it's expected... but I came to confess my love for your cheese!" the Lunarian greeted the most modestly dressed person at the banquet in a romantic tone.
In reality, the Lane family as a whole loved the Lodoss cheese, but what difference does it make?
- Woohoo! 🥳 Thank you so much! - Insho hugs the man, trying to feel his physique (if possible, considering the armor). - Who will accompany me? 🙂
Insho couldn't feel the warrior's physique because, at the moment she tried to hug him, he abruptly stepped back several steps. - Hugs are a classic knife attack tactic, - he explained to her, - Himal will go with you. Wait for him at the entrance to the administration building.
- Hmm... Young man? Right now, I only have a dream about magic and one rather young mushroom asking strange questions... - replied Erika, with a wicked grin.
Lizard, if you romance the mushroom, I'll give you 50 bonus points, no joke.
Where do we go? Where do we end up when we save the world?
She couldn't feel the warmth of Insho's embrace because, at the moment she tried to hug him, he abruptly stepped back several steps. - Hugs are a classic knife attack, - he explained to her, - Himal will go with you. Wait for him at the entrance to the administration building.
- Knife what? Okay, as you say!
Insho went to wait for Himal at the entrance to the administration building.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
- Ah, I remember! - Genza taps his forehead. - Is the High Priestess from the Temple your relative? I was wondering why you seem so familiar, like I've met you before, but I couldn't quite place it. But crushing skulls – that requires a certain disposition towards violence, otherwise, you might end up getting a beating yourself, or even worse, completely wiped out, leaving only an empty shell. Tell me, who wronged you? When I get back to Russia, I'll have a man-to-man talk with him. - The guy waved his fists in the air, almost hitting his friend in the ear.
Heroist
Небо
Okay, as you say! 