🍁Nine Ancient Obelisks

- Alright, let's get started! - Jack rubbed his strange, mushroom-like limbs. - What's your favorite color?

Dark blue or purple. More like purple.

What's your height? What's your weight?

- Um... Height? Weight? Well... I don't have any money right now for a measuring tape or a scale. But I think my height is normal, quite human. And my weight is fine too.

How many mushrooms have you eaten in your life?

- Um... I haven't counted, but there definitely weren't any fly agarics among them. Not yet...

Why are you trying to learn magic?

- Well, how can I put it... There have been many mages in my family. And I often read books on magic. It's very interesting! I want to continue the family tradition, so to speak.

Do you have a boyfriend?

- What's your purpose in asking, you mushroom-faced creature? - Erika would have said if she were a Lizardman...
- Hmm... A boyfriend? At the moment, I only have a dream about magic and one rather young mushroom asking strange questions... - Erika replied with a malicious grin.

What is two plus three?

- Hmmm... Well, if you take two pieces of fly agaric, add three glasses of water, and boil them for about 2 hours, you'll get... a pretty good poison....

-What do you think about the city you live in? About the people who live in it?

- Well, I haven't thought about that yet. I need to take a closer look at both the city and the people in it.

Well, I've answered your questions. Now, good night. We'll talk again tomorrow.

Erika put Jack in the chest of drawers and, locking the drawer, went to bed.