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Not about board games.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3105440/Heroes_of_Might__Magic_Olden_Era/

Not about board games.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3105440/Heroes_of_Might__Magic_Olden_Era/

Hmm, another game from developers who have only one game on Steam – a clone of Darkest Dungeon, released 4 years ago. And can I get a job at Ubisoft? I made a pretty good barrel model five years ago.
There's some rooster in Ubisoft's management who is bitter about the Heroes series and is trying to ruin it as much as possible. Apparently, he couldn't even beat the game on easy difficulty as a child, so now he's getting revenge.

I remember making a cube model and importing it into Heroes of Might and Magic V, covering it with a wood texture. I got a great static object out of it, which could be used to create anything from a table to a wall... So, you should hire me too.

I made an animation of a catapult about a year ago, so I'll go ahead and send my resume to Ubisoft for the position of lead animator.

You're overqualified; they'll have to hire you to translate Assassin's Creed.

Well, what can you do? I'm ready to suffer for art and copy animations from Mixamo a couple of times a week for a few thousand dollars a month.

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  Cats are owning our team members

 

From the official developer website. We need to get the Heroes of Might and Magic community together and make a game based on that concept. Maybe we'll get lucky and Ubisoft will notice us.

Do cats own team members? Not bad, but it would be better if these cats bought themselves a football club.

In any case, even if they are decent developers, Ubisoft simply won't let them make a good game.

I suggest organizing a funeral for YouTube.


He was so young. 

They killed a young guy.
It's unclear why he was killed.
He didn't do anything wrong, so it's hard to understand.

Okay, you’re hired. We’ll expect you on Monday at 8:30.

Where was he accepted? To the Chicago Bulls, or something?

In Chelyabinsk, Ogres.

Blood Bowl could have a team like that. It’s strange that Sanya doesn’t play games based on Warhammer Fantasy, as they feature Ogres.

It used to be great. There was a VCR, not mine, but my stepfather's. A ton of movies and cartoons, whatever you wanted to watch. YouTube is dying, and now, I haven't even rewatched all the movies and cartoons there. I haven't watched nearly enough.

I still don't understand how they made Double Impact with two Jean-Claude Van Dammes.

And Warhammer didn't appeal to me. I just never played it. And I wasn't interested in it for some reason.

Or maybe, even more likely, because no one in our class played Warhammer. My friends played Warcraft 3 and Diablo, and I started playing those too.